To catch them is my real test, To train them is my...really big problem.

[things_go_boom]

Who: Lash, Kitty and Clover & anyone else who wanders in after the first part (Skamory and Zapdos especially welcome). Just start your own threads!
What: A clear thinking Wunderkind decides that since she might not be able to tame wild Pokemon properly, the best solution is to clearly throw balls at them to turn them into naked humans.
Where: The

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[boo_blimp_babe]

As soon as the ball hit the first time, it popped open an a dark skinned girl with a very curious hairstyle popped up immediately.

Kitty's first instinct was to float and get a better view of what was going on... Sadly, that wasn't happening.

"What the...?!" And then she covered her mouth. What the fuck was she speaking?! And why the fuck was it so cold?!

That's when she turned to see who was responsible for whatever was going on... last thing she remembered was the fruit...

[afrotaur]

Clover's arrival was far less graceful--she ended up tumbling into a very large heap on the ground and laid there silent for a moment; only a moment. Then she hopped up, face drawn into a snarl, ready to bust this chump a good one.

And promptly fell to the ground again.

She looked bewildered at first; what kind of crazy world was she in right now and who the hell were these people? Whatever, she could deal with it later when she'd finished what she started--just as soon as she figured out how she was supposed to stand on all fours with these two, short, gimped legs.

Sigh. This was so bogue.

[things_go_boom]

Oh sweet! She had snagged two ladies. Lash hadn't scanned them properly yet or asked at the center, she was obviously top trainer material. With Zapdos and Skamory that would make a pretty even team, as fast as she was concerned. OH MAN THEIR HAIR! One looked like Hawke (sorta) and the Bouffalant had a pretty impressive afro. And the horns looked like they could take someone's eyes out! Perfect.

Welp, time to make the best first impression.

"HELLO LADIES!" she greeted, using her Commander Voice. "THE NAME'S LASH AND YOU ARE NOT IN UNOVA ANYMORE. YOU'RE...actually let me just stop screaming like that." She folded her arms, grinning. "You're at Smash Academy, a school in Final destination. I've used some transformation balls on you, effectively turning you human. It makes speaking with you guys easier, tee hee hee!" A small pause. "Uh....the walking part might be hard for the first day, I've been told."

[boo_blimp_babe]

Why did the afrohorn look familiar...

Wait, "So throwing balls on me is supposed to make me feel better?" She paused, "Wait, don't answer that."

A new trainer? Again? this time it was a girl... Last one had been a guy and before that it had been.... Marik.

Charlise frowned and glared between to two, crossing her arms.

"Oh, isn't that nice. I get to be some useless meatbag that think they're too good to care but can't do anything themselves!"

Truthfully though? The chance to be human? FUCK YEAH!

[metal_feathers]

Skarmory was there obviously. What was he doing there?

...I dunno. He was just watching.

[things_go_boom]

"Hey Skarmory! What do you think?" Lash called out, waving at him.

[boo_blimp_babe]

"A Skarmory?" Charlise looked over and around Lash and spotted the other.

"That's a pretty short Skarmory."

[afrotaur]

Clover crawled on all fours and looked around Lash to see who she was talking to. She smiled and waved to the newcomer. "Say, Jack, how's it go?"

[surpass]

"Haha, Zoroark! You've gotten so much stronger!"

N just happened to be passing by the area, riding atop of a Zoroark very willing to give piggyback rides right now. The Pokemon was crying out happily as the two bounced around the area. With a stop to the stadium, they would probably take a break for some water, a few berries, and--

Strange people? Wait, that afro girl... that was- gosh, what was her name- Lash, wasn't it? Who were the other two girls? The other fro'd woman looked awfully familiar, as if she looked like a Pokemon he's seen before.

"... Hello?"

[things_go_boom]

"Hey!" she paused, taring. "Are you...riding a Pokemon?"

[boo_blimp_babe]

"Pokemon abuse, someone call the authorities!"

She paused for a few moment, thinking about that before frowning.

"Actually, fuck authority, they suck!" And then she crosses her arms.

Totally adding productive commentary here Charlise.

[afrotaur]

Clover snorted and shook her head slowly. "Calm yourself before you look a fool in front of a stranger, girl. First impressions."

[pkmachomega]

And here was the redheaded boyfriend, wandering into the stadium with his hands jammed in his pockets. He knew Lash was going to be orienting her new Pokemon today, and thought he would go check it out. He ruffled Skarmory's hair as he walked by, spotting Lash standing with two tall, striking, unfamiliar women. That must be them. Wonder how Alex feels about this, he thought absentmindedly.

[things_go_boom]

Lash gave him a very enthusiastic wave.

"Hey Claus! What do you think?"

[boo_blimp_babe]

"Claus? Like claws but more frilly?" Who was this dude? Why was he there? What's with the meet and greet? This wasn't a get together! This was...

This was something damnit! But not a meet and greet!

Wait, maybe it was.

Who the hell is this dude?!

[pktopspec]

"No, Claus like Santa Claus," The boy explained. Did Pokemon know Santa? Probably not. Guess he just made things more confusing for the girl. He nodded at them.

"Nice to meet you guys." Maybe. "Thought I would see how everything was going..."

[punchpokeballs]

[things_go_boom]

Lash' on the other hand, had no idea who this little chick was and gave her a tiny nod of acknowledgement.

[boo_blimp_babe]

"Hey Boss-lady, who's the blonde?" Kitty asked giving her a sideways glance.

She certainly wasn't expecting so many visitors, but she didn't mind too much. Might as well see the variety this place had as far people went.

[afrotaur]

"Ditto. Lots of faces and names we'll have to learn, better get the clock turning on it, right?" the tall woman said, eyeing the new girl.