To catch them is my real test, To train them is my...really big problem.

[things_go_boom]

Who: Lash, Kitty and Clover & anyone else who wanders in after the first part (Skamory and Zapdos especially welcome). Just start your own threads!
What: A clear thinking Wunderkind decides that since she might not be able to tame wild Pokemon properly, the best solution is to clearly throw balls at them to turn them into naked humans.
Where: The

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[boo_blimp_babe]

As soon as the ball hit the first time, it popped open an a dark skinned girl with a very curious hairstyle popped up immediately.

Kitty's first instinct was to float and get a better view of what was going on... Sadly, that wasn't happening.

"What the...?!" And then she covered her mouth. What the fuck was she speaking?! And why the fuck was it so cold?!

That's when she turned to see who was responsible for whatever was going on... last thing she remembered was the fruit...

[afrotaur]

Clover's arrival was far less graceful--she ended up tumbling into a very large heap on the ground and laid there silent for a moment; only a moment. Then she hopped up, face drawn into a snarl, ready to bust this chump a good one.

And promptly fell to the ground again.

She looked bewildered at first; what kind of crazy world was she in right now and who the hell were these people? Whatever, she could deal with it later when she'd finished what she started--just as soon as she figured out how she was supposed to stand on all fours with these two, short, gimped legs.

Sigh. This was so bogue.

[things_go_boom]

Oh sweet! She had snagged two ladies. Lash hadn't scanned them properly yet or asked at the center, she was obviously top trainer material. With Zapdos and Skamory that would make a pretty even team, as fast as she was concerned. OH MAN THEIR HAIR! One looked like Hawke (sorta) and the Bouffalant had a pretty impressive afro. And the horns looked like they could take someone's eyes out! Perfect.

Welp, time to make the best first impression.

"HELLO LADIES!" she greeted, using her Commander Voice. "THE NAME'S LASH AND YOU ARE NOT IN UNOVA ANYMORE. YOU'RE...actually let me just stop screaming like that." She folded her arms, grinning. "You're at Smash Academy, a school in Final destination. I've used some transformation balls on you, effectively turning you human. It makes speaking with you guys easier, tee hee hee!" A small pause. "Uh....the walking part might be hard for the first day, I've been told."

[boo_blimp_babe]

Why did the afrohorn look familiar...

Wait, "So throwing balls on me is supposed to make me feel better?" She paused, "Wait, don't answer that."

A new trainer? Again? this time it was a girl... Last one had been a guy and before that it had been.... Marik.

Charlise frowned and glared between to two, crossing her arms.

"Oh, isn't that nice. I get to be some useless meatbag that think they're too good to care but can't do anything themselves!"

Truthfully though? The chance to be human? FUCK YEAH!

[afrotaur]

Clover struggled with the dawning realization that she'd become one of those few bouffalant who disappeared every once in awhile. So this is what happened?

"Whoa, whoa, slow down, mama. What'chu mean we're 'humans'? I made a pretty ace bouffalant as it was! Please tell me you're just psyching us out."

Part of her hoped that that fantastic fruit was just giving her some psychadelic dream, while the other part secretly wanted to hop on this train of crazy and see where it went.

[things_go_boom]

"Mama?" I'm not your mama, tee hee hee!" She already had Skamory calling her that, didn't need more people to do it. But the very notion was funny. And the other had an attitude problem!

So basically it was perfect. Or so Lash seemed to think, being Lash.

"Well technically, not fully humans. I used a special ball on you, but I know there's a humanization TM somewhere that I can ask for. It'll make the whole thing easier and you guys can transform whenever you like." She sat down, thinking it was perfectly normal to talk with two very naked ladies. "And don't worry it's only temporary. I've got the spray to turn you back to your normal forms here. I just figured it would make the whole thing much easier than just talking to you normally. Plus it's pretty cool, right?"

It was totally cool.

[boo_blimp_babe]

"What?! Fuck no." Kitty replied almost instantly at the thought of changing back so fast. She tried 'floating' back and simply stumbled onto her butt.

"Dang... I miss flying already..." Her attention went back to the naked chick however. Just remembering what she had said.

"You! You're that Bouffalant that was trying to take my fruit! You got us into this!"

What this was is still question. Being a human for a bit? Awesome. The chance of transforming into one whenever she wanted? Fucking awesome.

So maybe this was a win/win?

It almost looked as if she went from pissed to downright day dreaming with a mischievous smile.

[afrotaur]

Okay, maybe she could deal with this; she was just different for now, and while that change made her like everyone else, it also had some perks.

Clover nodded slowly. "Okay, okay, I'm hip; it is cool. Now, just let me ask wh-" she paused in mid-sentence as her identity was brought into question. Her hands curled into fists and she s l o w l y turned to glance at Kitty, an incredulous look on her face.

Oh, so it was this bitch.

"Your fruit? So that must mean you're the airheaded turkey who floated on by and snatched what I," she pointed to herself, "was working so hard for. I guess they don't raise fools like you with manners where you're from, do they?"

[things_go_boom]

Oh. Oh. Well this might be a problem. Quickly she asked herself WWHD (What would Hawke do). Because Hawke as obviously the best Pokemon teacher.

"HEY! Hey hey hey!" she said at the both of them. "You two better not be thinking about punching each other right now. We can save that for later. In fact, I hope there is plenty of punching later. Sides, we've got plenty of fruit around campus; there's enough other Pokemon around here to have an entire section of the cafeteria suited for your dietary needs."

She pointed to the pile of clothing. "You two might also want to get dressed first before anyone else shows up."

[boo_blimp_babe]

"Oh, oh, how clever~! Airheaded turkey. For a second you had me wondering if you had actually thought of the clever pun. But then I remembered that would be giving you too much credit." Kitty mused with a wink towards Clover.

While she was upset about the fruit... new haunting grounds would prove to be a great trade in for that oh so magnificent fruit.

She eyes Clover for a few moments, then to Lash and back to Clover.

"I got nothing to do with her," she stated as she crossed her arms and huffed.

"But I guess I can be sorta civil." Which really meant that you were in for some hell later.

And that's when Kitty did the most amazing QWOP travel time towards the clothes pile.

Okay, not that exaggerated, but it was taking her a bit to get used to not flying.

[afrotaur]

Clover threw back her head and laughed, majestic hair wiggling back and forth as she did. "Do I need to waste my time on thinking up something specifically for some bogue la la like you? You must be jivin'. On the real--I'll listen to this skinny mama for now and pick up some new threads," even though she really preferred her own meticulously groomed fur.

She paused, looked Kitty over quickly, then shook her head slowly, as if it were just a real shame. "You should do the same, because you really aren't doing anyone any favors, staying like that."

[things_go_boom]

Lash did enjoy majestic hair. Hers was not as big or as wiggling but it was totally a cool fro. She eyed the slowly advancing Kitty, and walked close, pointing to the underwear. Mostly black, which she had bought, right next the pair of male underwear. Maybe next time she'd actually scan them.

Hindsight 50/50.

"So first you'll want to grab a pair of these. And next a bra." She still had a bunch of them from when most of the boys had turned into girls, in various sizes and packaging. And maybe that pair or two from that boob-ray incident. She took off her own shirt and showed them. "See? Nothing to it. Then you can put on any type of clothing that you like. I can get your ears pierced too if you like! Do you guys have names? I read that Red's Pokemon got their names after he made them pick one out of a book, so I stol---borrowed one from the libary if you guys need it. Cause just calling yourselves by your species name is not something that happens around here. Except for Skarmory. But that's because he's still too young and hs'e

[boo_blimp_babe]

Oh wow... Clover actually managed to look as if she had hurt Kitty. Her eyes glossed over but she simply frowned and grinned.

"Doesn't take much to... You know what, I'm wastin' my time with you." And then she turned and hurried to put on the underwear. She picked some black boy boxers and a bra large enough to hold her bouncing mounds before looking through the heap of clothes for casual wear.

She'd finally decide on a long sleeved turtle neck sweater, a black and red school skirt and some random comfy looking shoes before settling down and looking between Lash and Bitchfro.

"I used ta be called Kitty... I don't mind the nickname, but I'd like a real name too." If she was going to be a human, she WANTED a real name. One to go with her new form. Even though Kitty was very dear to her.

"You can still call me Kitty..."

[afrotaur]

She huffed and placed her hands on her hips. "Don't start none, won't be none

[things_go_boom]

"Yeah I guess I didn't really think either of you would be so tall," Lash offered, rubbing her chin. "I can take you guys shopping later anyway." She took out the book from her afro and twirled it around before opening it and tossing it to Kitty first.

"Well their ain't nothing wrong with a nickname anyway. I don't have one, but that's just because Lash is small enough at it is."

She also secretly wondered if all the Bouffalants talked like that.

[boo_blimp_babe]

Stupid, cocky, nappy headed, bouffalant bitch... Whatever...

Kitty glared at Clover before turning her attention to the book scanning through the pages as she gave her back to the other two ladies present.

After a while she closed the book and flung it at Clover.

"Charlise. I like Charlise." she said simply, looking over her shoulder for a moment to look at her new trainer and new 'teammate'.