To catch them is my real test, To train them is my...really big problem.

[things_go_boom]

Who: Lash, Kitty and Clover & anyone else who wanders in after the first part (Skamory and Zapdos especially welcome). Just start your own threads!
What: A clear thinking Wunderkind decides that since she might not be able to tame wild Pokemon properly, the best solution is to clearly throw balls at them to turn them into naked humans.
Where: The

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[afrotaur]

She huffed and placed her hands on her hips. "Don't start none, won't be none."

Now that that was over, the tall girl looked to her similarly haired trainer and watched her remove her shirt to show off her bra. So casual. Various states of undress were appropriate, then? She could dig it. She looked once more, just to grasp the concept of how she was supposed to move now and slowly stood up, confident she could do it.

One step, two steps, three steps, fou- and then she hit the floor. Damn these two legs, they were making her look like a spaz! Clover stood once again and eyed the pile of clothes. If she could walk four steps it meant she could run four steps and that was fine enough.

Taking a half step back, Clover leaned forward, ran her four, wobbled steps, then jumped and landed in the pile of clothing. Success! From there she picked through the clothing, pulled on a pair of underwear, managed to put on a bra (even though she accidentally snapped the first one) and frowned when few of the female clothes managed to fit her tall, hulking form. Men's t-shirt and pants it was.

"These threads are bogus, man."

[things_go_boom]

"Yeah I guess I didn't really think either of you would be so tall," Lash offered, rubbing her chin. "I can take you guys shopping later anyway." She took out the book from her afro and twirled it around before opening it and tossing it to Kitty first.

"Well their ain't nothing wrong with a nickname anyway. I don't have one, but that's just because Lash is small enough at it is."

She also secretly wondered if all the Bouffalants talked like that.

[boo_blimp_babe]

Stupid, cocky, nappy headed, bouffalant bitch... Whatever...

Kitty glared at Clover before turning her attention to the book scanning through the pages as she gave her back to the other two ladies present.

After a while she closed the book and flung it at Clover.

"Charlise. I like Charlise." she said simply, looking over her shoulder for a moment to look at her new trainer and new 'teammate'.

[afrotaur]

The glare was all but ignored as she waited patiently for the book Lash had provided them. When it was thrown, Clover caught it and opened it, then spent an inordinate amount of time poring over its pages.

Finally she shut the book and tossed it back to Lash. Well, it was less of a toss and more like she pitched it at her trainer. She'd get used to this body. Someday.

"I dig Clover; the name's giving me good vibes."

[things_go_boom]

"Okay so Charlise and Clover. Pretty good names," she agreed, putting the book back in it's place and hopefully not forgetting to give it back to it's rightful owners later. "So lesse; you've got clothing, you've got human names, you can both sorta walk. I guess this is the part where we talk about what the both of you can do normally as Pokemon, right?"

Lash: best trainer.

[boo_blimp_babe]

"I kill stuff." Charlise said coldly even as a murderous feeling came over the area!

Right before she giggled and stuck her tongue out, "Naw, jus' kiddin'~ Teehee~ What exactly you wana know? I messed up a lotta them back before all this.And killed them" She grinned evilly for a few moments right before snorting and bursting into laughter...

Somehow, it was hard to tell if she really was joking or not.

[afrotaur]

Clover raised a questioning eyebrow at Charlise's sort of, kind of confession. This girl was some sort of whacked, no doubt about it.

"Manage to stay stellar while laying down the law to any grits or turkeys who chance a fight. They get reamed," she coolly said, running a hand over her poofy hair and patting it twice for good measure. "By way of an overwhelming charge. The last thing they see--me--gives them sweet dreams, though."

1/2

[things_go_boom]

She hadn't understood half of what Clover said.

2/2

[things_go_boom]

But that was okay! She understood the fighting part.

"Well I am a Commanding Officer so I've done my own share of killing, tee hee hee! You'll find me to be unlike any other type of trainer you've ever ha...wait neither of you probably had any so..." she shrugged before continuing. "But you'll realize it when you see the other trainers in the school! They do the whole by the book thing. I'm mostly doing it for fun...well that is, if you guys are okay with it. And if you don't mind punching a few times either..."

She looked at the two red balls, and pick them off, idly juggling them between her finger.

"Speaking of which, you guys want to be in these things or not? I don't keep Alex or Skarmory in them. Alex's a Zapdos and Skamory is a...Skarmory. He hasn't picked out a name for himself yet, it's a young kid. I don't think there's any of either species in Unova."

[boo_blimp_babe]

"Hey, I had plenty of train--" she paused, deciding that maybe it wasn't a good idea to bring up those fucking losers anyways... Even Marik. Fuck them! She didn't need them, she had a new trainer... Even if she felt a bit inexperienced, but whatever. She'd make due.

So far, she seemed fun enough.

"Wait, Zapdos? As in the Zapdos?" Maybe she had misjudged this 'Commanding Officer Lash' person.

But then she went over her new 'trainer's' words again and frowned.

"Fuck no I don't want to go back there. Fuck balls, and fuck being confined."

She was sure that would be answer enough.

[afrotaur]

"Don't be so raunchy, sista-girl. All it takes is a good old fashioned 'no', ya dig?" She looked to Lash, hands on her hips, and raised her head slightly. "No. Do me a solid and keep me on the outside world."

[things_go_boom]

"Well I guess that solves that problem!" Dramatically, she took the balls, and threw them behind her. "I guess the next thing's gonna be having you two register at class. If you're interested anyway. The classes are pretty cool. Not just saying this cause I teach demolitions either."

[boo_blimp_babe]

"Classes?" She asked curiously and wondered if they were the same things that a few of her trainers had to go to during the weekdays.

"What kind of classes and are they really cool? Cause I hate uncool stuff." Demolitions however sounded very cool.

[afrotaur]

"What Charlise said; what classes are we talking about...chick?" What was she supposed to address her as, anyways? Mistress? Boss? Lash? Technically they were property she supposed. Yeah, 'boss' or 'chick' sounded good to her ears.

She patted the shorter pokemon on the head once. "A shred of knowledge to you; keep up with that attitude and you're gonna end up hating yourself, girl."

[things_go_boom]

Lash liked Chick. and Boss too.

"Let's see uh...there's all of these classes," she told them, mentioning to get closer so she could show them the list from her small portable computer. "You're allowed to pick and chose what you like...honestly I'm not really sure what you need to pass, but everyone seems to anyway."

[boo_blimp_babe]

She guessed she could get closer.

And so she did... and a little part of her was really happy about it, both from the pat on her head, the compliment and the call to get close so they could see the things they'd probably be doing together. Or at least her and Clover.

But she'll never admit it!!!

Kitty scanned through the classes, looking completely bored when in reality a lot of them looked pretty cool! And fun! And interesting sounding! Like the one taught by her new trainer and Biomechanical something or the other! Who cared what it was about, it sounded cool!

One stood out for a moment and she looked seriously at Lash.

"Pokemon Breedin'? Seriously? So do we jus' fuck in that class?"