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MOVE IT! MOVE IT! ARE YOU MEN OR ARE YOU FRESHLY WEANED BABES? MAX'S BOOT CAMP OF PHYSICAL EXERTION!

Jul 15, 2011 19:08

Who: Max, Jake, Vinnie, Goose, Mac, perhaps special guest stars Miller/Liquid Snake or other sundry folk who have the misfortune to run across them
What: Boot Camp
Where: Outside
When: 4am. The date is immaterial.
Warnings: Vinnie has a potty mouth.

( HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNGH )

!rp log, little mac (punch out), vinnie/venusaur (pokemon), jake (advance wars), goose (pilotwings), max (advance wars)

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A thread for you to react to your gentle awakening tank_rockarms July 16 2011, 00:08:57 UTC

Mac is...well boxingmidget July 16 2011, 00:27:45 UTC

Mac was sleepy very soundly. You better bet he is. He expected that he was going to have to get up scarily early for whenever Max was going to do the training. Yes, Mac was not a soldier. But he wanted a challenge. He wanted to train. He wanted to get all the guts he thought he needed to be a boxing champ. He had to be tough. He had to be strong. He had to be a million demanding things in his tender age of nineteen.

When Max busted in the door, he shot up like a pop tart. BDWHDBGHWDGYUWQ

"Uh...whut..."

Five seconds later...give him a rest, even he has a hard time waking up THIS early. Then he shook himself awake.

"UH, UH! YES SIR! RIGHT AWAY, SIR!"

Whoosh.

Re: Mac is...well tank_rockarms July 16 2011, 00:50:33 UTC

"YOU'RE WASTING SECONDS, PRIVATE," Max gently reminds.

Re: Mac is...well orangestarbeats July 16 2011, 00:59:28 UTC

Jake was dressed, awake, and ready. Up to this point he had been completely silent. "So it begins, huh bra?" he asked with a chuckle, clipping his MP3 player to his belt.

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A thread for you to die in tank_rockarms July 16 2011, 00:16:40 UTC

Oh look, you are at the track now. It looks nice in the pre-dawn darkness, probably. If you can keep your eyes open long enough to look at it, anyway. You're patiently awaiting orders, I'm sure.

Max looks at the sorry excuses for soldiers he has to train (and also Mac who is not technically a soldier but in this case is treated as if he were one). "GOOD MORNING. YOU WERE ALL LOOKING A LITTLE SOFT AROUND THE EDGES YESTERDAY, SO I DECIDED THAT TODAY, YOU NEEDED A LITTLE EXTRA." Oh god, Max, do you have any volume other than 11? No? Alright. "THIS MORNING YOU NOTICE WE HAVE A GUEST. WELL, JUST SO YOU KNOW, I'M TREATIN' YOU EXACTLY THE SAME AS EVERYONE ELSE, AND UNTIL I SAY SO, HE AIN'T MAC, HE'S PRIVATE MAC. THE FIRST THING THE THREE OF YOU ARE GONNA DO IS RUN A FIVE K. WEARIN' YOUR PACKS ( ... )

Re: A thread for you to die in badasscopters July 16 2011, 01:23:15 UTC

"Did you not take meds this morning or somethin'."

That was the only thing that needed to be said.

Re: A thread for you to die in tank_rockarms July 16 2011, 01:38:40 UTC

"CONGRATULATIONS, PRIVATE, YOU JUST WON AN EXTRA TEN POUNDS IN YOUR BACKPACK."

1/2 badasscopters July 16 2011, 01:55:53 UTC

"Yep. No meds."

Goose shrugged and reached for his sack. "Fine. Ain't like I can't heft these things."

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OBSTICAL COURSE tank_rockarms July 18 2011, 02:32:30 UTC

Wow you guys sure are doing great at running.

Or no, not at all, no.

But finally, finally the sun has peeked its head over the edge of the world and there's enough light to see. Which is good, because now you're doing a short obstacle course.

"LISTEN UP, I'M ONLY EXPLAININ' THIS ONCE. YOU ALL HAVE A LITTLE OBSTACLE COURSE TO RUN THROUGH. ONLY SIX THINGS. PIECE OF CAKE. THAT'S WHY YOU'RE DOIN' IT FIVE TIMES THROUGH."

Max pointed to where, overnight, constructions made out of logs and ropes had mushroomed up on the field.

( ... )

LET'S DO THIS THING punchtheflowers July 18 2011, 02:59:34 UTC

Okay. Okay, Vinnie was panting and sweating and felt like death warmed over. He couldn't even swear, it only came out in dry wheezing.

But the sun was up, finally. The haze was lifting from his brain as he absorbed the light - the Venusaur could feel some sort of second wind coming on.

Forget this shirt business, it was just covering up skin. OFF IT GOES. C'MON CHLOROPHYLL, HELLO TATTOOS AND SCARS.

Re: LET'S DO THIS THING orangestarbeats July 18 2011, 03:00:23 UTC

Jake offered him a water bottle.

YOU ARE A MIRACLE punchtheflowers July 18 2011, 03:06:48 UTC

Was that a hint of desperation as Vinnie reached for water? GOD YES YOU ARE HIS FAVOURITE PERSON IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW.

BEAUTIFUL, PRECIOUS WATER NOTHING HAS TASTED BETTER IN ALL HIS LIFE.

He practically downed the entire bottle in one go and restored 50 HP before he gasped, "...Thanks."

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TIME TO SWIM LAPS tank_rockarms July 20 2011, 16:35:37 UTC

Ah, 7am. The sun is clearly up, it's getting hot out, and that means it's time for SWIMMING.

OH BOY, VINNIE'S FAVORITE. At least he gets to take his shirt off at this point.

( ... )

Re: TIME TO SWIM LAPS boxingmidget July 20 2011, 19:48:06 UTC

OH GOD THANK THE LORD, SWIMMING. Mac was sweating like a pig. He looked very visibly tired. He was panting heavy with tired eyes. Swimming might even help that.

"Oh great...this is what I needed...Awesome."

He was eager to get out of these sweaty clothes. As quickly as he could, he went to get changed. He returned looking ever so slightly better without the sweaty clothes on. Huh, these were actually kind of nice. Better than his old trunks.

"...Hey Max, can I keep these?"

Re: TIME TO SWIM LAPS tank_rockarms July 21 2011, 05:42:58 UTC

"... yeah if you want," Max said in a normal voice.

Oh wow, that was nice for a change.

Re: TIME TO SWIM LAPS punchtheflowers July 22 2011, 03:25:35 UTC

Oh boy more like Vinnie's least favourite in the world forever (unless some new army regime adopts walking on hot coals as part of the obstacle course).

But at least he got to take his shirt off. Tasty, tasty sunlight, give him strength. Drinking in the bright morning rays, he could already feel the worst of his exhaustion being dispelled.

So even if he hated swimming on about the same level as most cats, he was going to kick this goddamn swimming pool's ass, and make all those horrible mornings of drowning pay off.

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