Well. This is boring.

[smartanddead]

Being dead is really rather unpleasant. For instance, there are no books.

This is rubbish.

Comments

[cmon_trust_me]

Well, there's always me. >:D

[smartanddead]

...no, thank you. I'd even take Sirius Black over Satan any day.

Not Stan, like I almost just typed.

Hmm. Stan.

[toujourspuerile]

I think you mean that UNKINDLY but I'm going to assume it's not :D

[smartanddead]

It's what you do best.

...And, Sirius... what in the world is that?

[bakatsuzuki]

There are a lot more dead people on the internet than there should be.

[smartanddead]

It's magic.

[bakatsuzuki]

I have no doubt it is. However, shouldn't you all be back in Meifu? Or getting there?

[toujourspuerile]

Hey, dude, what's this Meifu business?

[pansyduh]

YOU'RE THE MOTHER OF HELLSPAWN!

But, you've pretty hair. BUT YOU'RE STILL A MUGGLE AND I HATE YOU.

[smartanddead]

Well, aren't we miss cream and light.

[pansyduh]

...cream and light? YOU'RE ODD! AND A MUDDDDDDDDYYY MUDDY MUDBLOOD. ooh, i'm so clever!

[smartanddead]

So cleaver I almost want to run away and hide from it.

[lickmypimpcane]

I always said you were too pretty not to be on our side.

[smartanddead]

Um. Thank you. I suppose?

[cmon_trust_me]

My fellow Lu over there has a good point...

[lickmypimpcane]

Eh. Your beauty is marred by your dirty blood.

[stfupotter]

Your HELLSPAWN IS DATING A GIRL THAT APPARENTLY LOOKS LIKE YOU. AND ACTS LIKE YOU. YOU HAVE GIVEN BIRTH TO A BOY THAT FANTASIZES ABOUT HIS MOTHER!

[smartanddead]

Ginerva Weasly looks nothing like me. If anything, she resembles her mother. I'd suspect that he dates her because she reminds him of Molly--unfortunately, the only mother figure he's really ever had.

[stfupotter]

YOU STILL GAVE BIRTH TO A BOY WHO FANTASIZES ABOUT MOTHERLY FIGURES!

[smartanddead]

As did, about 95% of the female population. Who are you dating these days? Pansy Parkinson? That's a motherly figure fantasy if I ever saw one; she reminds me terribly of your mother.

Snot-nosed whore.