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smartanddead

Well. This is boring.

Jun 27, 2006 21:25

Being dead is really rather unpleasant. For instance, there are no books.

This is rubbish.

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pansyduh June 28 2006, 02:58:47 UTC

YOU'RE THE MOTHER OF HELLSPAWN!

But, you've pretty hair. BUT YOU'RE STILL A MUGGLE AND I HATE YOU.

smartanddead June 28 2006, 03:02:19 UTC

Well, aren't we miss cream and light.

pansyduh June 28 2006, 03:04:34 UTC

...cream and light? YOU'RE ODD! AND A MUDDDDDDDDYYY MUDDY MUDBLOOD. ooh, i'm so clever!

smartanddead June 28 2006, 03:06:12 UTC

So cleaver I almost want to run away and hide from it.

pansyduh June 28 2006, 03:09:10 UTC

yeah well, at least i'm not dead! and your son is ugly! and he's got an ugly scar!

smartanddead June 28 2006, 03:11:07 UTC

Dear, with the way you're going, I'm sure I'll be seeing you any day now.

pansyduh June 28 2006, 03:12:56 UTC

...No. I won't die. I'm the queen of slytherin. And, I won't be fighting in the war. I'll be baking biscuits with Narcissa to keep the troop moral up.

smartanddead June 28 2006, 03:14:14 UTC

Baking with Narcissa? Probably a smidge more dangerous than being attacked with unforgivable curses.

pansyduh June 28 2006, 19:39:16 UTC

Mrs. Malfoy is a wonderful baker. You would only be so lucky to taste her biscuits!

smartanddead June 28 2006, 19:47:06 UTC

I'd rather not.

pansyduh June 28 2006, 19:57:03 UTC

You're making a grave mistake. OOH! woops, you're already in a grave!

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