Well. This is boring.

[smartanddead]

Being dead is really rather unpleasant. For instance, there are no books.

This is rubbish.

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[bakatsuzuki]

There are a lot more dead people on the internet than there should be.

[smartanddead]

It's magic.

[bakatsuzuki]

I have no doubt it is. However, shouldn't you all be back in Meifu? Or getting there?

[toujourspuerile]

Hey, dude, what's this Meifu business?

[bakatsuzuki]

Land of the dead. At least, that's the Japanese term for it. I'm sure you English folk have an equivalent.

Are you dead too? Where are your shinigami?

[toujourspuerile]

Yeah, I'm in the land of the dead, pretty much. I got knocked in here by a stunning spell from my bitch of a cousin ... there's nothing wrong with my shins.

[bakatsuzuki]

Oh, that's all right then. How do you have access to a computer, though? And what's this about your shins?

I think I saw that dog floating by a few months ago. Was he yours?

[toujourspuerile]

Nah, but I've got sort of attached to him, so I think he is now.

As for the computer ... someone stuck it through the veil. I think it was Arthur Weasley, wouldn't put it past him.

[smartanddead]

I wonder if he's gotten over his electirc can-opener phase. That lasted quite a stint.

[honestlyharry]

He hasn't. :(

[bakatsuzuki]

... I'm pretty sure that's illegal, but that's for the British shinigami to decide. Do you call your Meifu 'The Veil'?

[toujourspuerile]

Uh.

I have no idea, go and ask someone else.

[bakatsuzuki]

On a lazy day, probably. Thank you, though.

[stfupotter]

Don't forget the drapery! Ha!

[toujourspuerile]

Your family don't breed for wit, do they? >|

[stfupotter]

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT ALL MALFOYS ARE EXTREMELY WITTY, YOU STUPID DEAD BLOOD TRAITOR.