Fear not, Loyal Fans. I know many of you have worried on my behalf after a recent and entirely misleading promotional preview posted by the BBC. ( Rest assured that it is all Fiction. )

You may have wondered, my loyal few, where I have been these many weeks. Fear not! I am so dedicated to the Cause that, all enraptured, I became lost in my research. In reading many of your fantastically useful scholarly harlequin novels I remembered one sure-fire way to ensure the Fated Union in Holy Matrimony of our two Lovers ( Read more... )

When last I posted here I enumerated the key elements required of a future Queen/Warlock, one of which is of course the continued maintenance of Merlin's unblemished skin. As the summer months approach I fear my protégé will not take proper care of his ivory-pale wrapping and may, indeed, tarnish himself with unsightly peeling from sunburn.

( It is of great importance, you understand, that Merlin protect his pale skin but also enhance his feminine appeal. )

You know, gentle readers, that my Stories of MAGIC AND LOVE series is both Grand and Purposeful, so I am sure you will understand the delay in the release of Volume 2: Your Golden Prince, a Tale of Magic and Love. Due to recent setbacks in my Masterful Campaign to unite our two Destined Lovers in the sweetest of all Unions I decided to put this ( Read more... )

Friends, I am sure you are aware of my on-going arguments with Anhora, that poncy old man of the forest who fancies himself my Rival. He is wrong, of course, but there is little even one of my Superior Intellect can do to impart Wisdom through his heavy-set skull bones.

The self-proclaimed "Keeper of the Unicorns" has started up a Twitter at anhora_feed ( ( Read more... )

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Avid readers of my new epic Nearly Non-Fiction Romance series,

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Many of my Loyal Supporters wondered, some time back, whether our Young Merlin would be able to fully Comprehend the Beauty, Majesty, and Sheer Elegance that was the floral bouquet I would be sending him on Arthur's Behalf. A fair question, considering the hollow state of the Warlock's head, apparently ( Read more... )