VOLUME TWO OF THEIR FATED ROMANCE WILL LEAVE YOU SPELLBOUND

[slash_dragon]

You know, gentle readers, that my Stories of MAGIC AND LOVE series is both Grand and Purposeful, so I am sure you will understand the delay in the release of Volume 2: Your Golden Prince, a Tale of Magic and Love. Due to recent setbacks in my Masterful Campaign to unite our two Destined Lovers in the sweetest of all Unions I decided to put this

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[rabidfrog]

Slash Dragon, only thee can open the eyes of our young heros to their undying love for each other. When the two opposing sides of their coin at last meet within the long awaited conjugal union, the entire kingdom shall quake with happiness. I wager they will be so overcome with gratitude for your subtle matchmaking as to make you the god dragon of first fruits of their loins.

[chibirhm]

THANK GOODNESS I HAD TWO GOATS TUCKED AWAY FOR A RAINY DAY.

[givemethebook]

Oh great and wise slash dragon,
notice the name of this fervent and enthralled follower of yours? I must have this book!

The goats are on their way (keep the carrier pigeons as bonus).

[itachitachi]

O Great and Wise Slash Dragon, you have outdone yourself this time.

Can their epic love survive?

This line is so fitting I was nearly in tears. I have my two goats at the ready, and will try to procure a Gryphon for you in hopes of getting myself a second copy. I will need two copies, of course, because I am sure that in no time at all my first will be a bit too well-read and well-loved, perhaps (horror of all horrors) even on the verge of falling apart.

I also admire the large white pointy object subtly placed behind the head of the (quite stunningly portrayed) likeness of the Young Pendragon. It is marvelously phallic, yet still subtle; tastefully and symbolically reminiscent of a unicorn's horn. Truly, you have outdone yourself.

[osolone]

Oh Great Dragon of Slashly Destiny.

I hereforth despatch two of the plumpest, most succulent goats whose meat I trust you will find both tender and delicious (as a tip you might like to try roasting them wrapped in a little rosemary to heighten and enhance the sweetness of the meat)

I eagerly await delivery of your world-and-life-changing tome, which I beleive will provide answers to the questions we all spend our entire lives pondering. Plus give us lots of hot Merlin/Arthur sexytiemz to drool over.

Your obedient servant.