OH GIRL YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW MANY MALIBU BAY BREEZES I CAN GET NOW ( Read more... )

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I've had a buch of magraits and I keep trying to make Utley do shots woth withever his name Jek or Vek or whatever is and they won't and they are all loosking ay me funny and I BLAME CANADA./ ROFFLE.

HUCCOME? WHAT HAPPEN? They told me I was gonna win...fghing bastids.

::pokes diary::

Is this thing on?

GAWD, ladies, I have just been so busy the last few months, what with having to accept my ridiculously well-deserved MVP award and tussling with the great and painful decision about what to do with the World Cup of Baseball ( Read more... )

Read it and weep, bitches.This livejournal shit is for PANSIES, bitches. I done got my own MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL FUCKING SPONSORED BLOG, homes. I bet you Bitchson and that blonde motherfucker Schilling don't have their OWN MAJOR LEAGUE SPONSORED BLOG ( Read more... )

So, you know, I'm sitting here checking to see whether or not my complete Strawberry Shortcake collection managed to sell on EBay...(look, if Terrell Owens is having problems feeding his family, I should probably start to worry about whether whatshername has enough ramen to snack on ( Read more... )

Fucking Brandon, all "Look at me, look at me! I have a music career and I'm all technologically literate and shit." Whoooo, I sing my little songs and write in my little blog and all the girlies love me and blah blah blah.

YOU SUCK BRANDON. YOU SUCK. YOUR BLOG SUCKS. YOUR TEAM SUCKS. Oh, yeah. I almost forgot. YOUR ALBUM SUCKS.

Who covers ( Read more... )

Hey, now, I'm an All Star. Get your game on...I'm already getting paid...

Take THAT, D.

Hey, Fuck You, Allright?

That'll teach that cocksucker to start shit with me in the locker room. I'm not America's Greatest Ballplayer for nothing, my bitches ( Read more... )

Oh, Dear Diary, how I have MISSED YOU.

See, sometime a few weeks ago, I had some of the rookies over to 'the pad' to watch some movies- the powers that be finally realized that the world needed a James Dean box set, and you had better believe that occasion meant mojito night at Casa Rodriguez. God. I mean, have you seen East of Eden? The man just ( Read more... )

I'm just a liiithle drinnk right now. How aree we going to losr to the Red so ff by sicteen runs>? Motherguckerf. dyck Rentwereoa qnywat. He's just jealus becayse he waints a rumg. I mwean, a RING. Whyicg is wht I plaw fpt the Yankeesz WOOOO PINSTRIPES. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ( Read more... )

Fuck Fuck FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK ( Read more... )