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slappymcbluelip

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Jan 09, 2006 00:10

::pokes diary::

Is this thing on?

GAWD, ladies, I have just been so busy the last few months, what with having to accept my ridiculously well-deserved MVP award and tussling with the great and painful decision about what to do with the World Cup of Baseball ( Read more... )

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lisabird January 9 2006, 05:24:03 UTC

Oh, Alex, how I missed you. :D

slappymcbluelip January 9 2006, 05:27:40 UTC

I missed you too, baby.

not_brandon January 9 2006, 05:25:25 UTC

If you mean ridiculous deserved as in you paid off the voters in sexual favors or monetary units, then yeah...I'd say it was. Papi was better, but whatever really...he's still cool in my book

The last time, I handed out cup-a-soup packets to a bunch of bums and nobody showed up. I was so embarrassed. For the hobos, I mean

Those weren't hobos, those were minor leaguers making minimum wage...

slappymcbluelip January 9 2006, 05:28:13 UTC

Oh, my GOD. Is THAT why they were so stinking drunk?

not_brandon January 9 2006, 05:33:24 UTC

Well THAT and the fact that one of them threw a beer bottle at your head calling you a "cheap sonofabitch". I'm guessing you slapped the beer bottle away

Dude you're about as Dominican as I am Cuban, let's face it.

slappymcbluelip January 9 2006, 05:36:33 UTC

Dude. You're Cuban? I would never have guessed.

And that totally wasn't me he was throwing the bottle at. It was this weird guy who showed up with Thunderbird and started handing it out. He started yelling about how if someone named Tharnswirf got in the game, Tharnswirf wins that shit. I don't know.

Hey, I wonder if we did anything about our pitching.

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anonymous January 9 2006, 05:25:59 UTC

best. entry. all. day.

LMFAO!!!!!! anonymous January 9 2006, 13:07:17 UTC

no way dude- all year!!!!!

piney61 January 9 2006, 05:26:43 UTC

Oh slappy, sweet slappy....when will you ever learn

slappymcbluelip January 9 2006, 05:29:40 UTC

Learn? OMG, did I screw up my HTML?

piney61 January 9 2006, 05:34:49 UTC

No but your epidermis is showing...see I can use big words too!

slappymcbluelip January 9 2006, 05:37:28 UTC

My epiwhaaaa? Oh, no. I told the housekeeper to fix my pants. I am so embarrassed.

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captains1stmate January 9 2006, 05:38:23 UTC

You're sure to pick up a humanitarian award or five at this rate...

slappymcbluelip January 9 2006, 05:43:13 UTC

You really think so? I've been trying so hard.

captains1stmate January 9 2006, 05:44:43 UTC

No doubt about it. You've made it clear that you care more about people than publicity - that counts for something.

slappymcbluelip January 9 2006, 05:45:44 UTC

Awesome.

Do you think the Post noticed?

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