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[slappymcbluelip]

Hey, now, I'm an All Star. Get your game on...I'm already getting paid...

Take THAT, D.

Hey, Fuck You, Allright?

That'll teach that cocksucker to start shit with me in the locker room. I'm not America's Greatest Ballplayer for nothing, my bitches

Comments

[little_unit]

So...is it safe to say you're over your little crush on Derek?

[slappymcbluelip]

I've given him more than a year to know his role, and he STILL goes and tries to start shit with me in the clubhouse? FUCK THAT.

[not_brandon]

You're an All Star for the like...bajillionth time. Oh well, I got better things to do that day anyway.

[slappymcbluelip]

I have a new favorite cheer. It goes like this:

Someone's jellus.
::slapslapslapslapslap::
Someone's jellus.
::slapslapslapslapslap::

[not_brandon]

Yeah yeah yeah, you wish. I'm happy with what I got. I may not be the best player out there, but I do what I can and what matters at the end is that World Series Trophy. Besides, I got better things to do...like prepare for a concert :)

[slappymcbluelip]

Oh, right. You're a musician now.

::snort::

[brett_tomko]

Congrats! I voted for Derek though. Is that wrong?

[slappymcbluelip]

YES GO VOTE FOR HIDEKI.

He's cool.

[brett_tomko]

Okay I'll vote for Hideki!

[igotrenteria]

Yeah, if Jeter was the bigger man, he'd shift positions so you'd play shortstop...I'll do that when Hanley comes up...oh and lay off Bronson, he's a good kid

[slappymcbluelip]

I am SO GLAD others are seeing the light here. You're good people, man.

Brandon is a bitch.

[captain_tek]

Keep callin' Bronson a bitch, and you'll have trouble from more than just Derek...punk.

Don't forget who's catching. And who's ass got kicked last year.

[slappymcbluelip]

Pfffffffffffft. Mask?

[bernie_williams]

Oh, but you guys are so cute together and and....now I'm crying. You made me cry.

[slappymcbluelip]

Look, it's not my fault he's a bitch.