Comments | skamanmike: Happy May Day bitches.

skamanmike

Happy May Day bitches.

May 01, 2004 23:31

My life has been eventful as of late. I use the word "eventful" respective to the activities of which my life typically consists. How I've been spending my time lately would most likely be considered "average" or even "uneventful" to any one whose life isn't incredibly pathetic. Anyway, on to more pressing issues... as pressing as any issue ( Read more... )

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I am your lj hater steviep May 2 2004, 19:00:04 UTC

I hate you. I hate your poo. I hate you shoe. I hate you too. I hate your smell. Go to hell. Hate hate hate hate hate. Lots of it. Ska.

Re: I am your lj hater reworded May 2 2004, 19:54:52 UTC

I was babysitting a bunch of 10 year old boys last night and I was talking about something and no one was paying the slightest attention so then I added "I can teach you how to unscrambled porn" .. blah, blah, turltes, birds, cookies, rugs, ulgy man, rugs, "got you girls on wild for your birthday".. plants, oatmeal.. elves.. Then they paid me attention when I spoke. Try that.

Re: I am your lj hater reworded May 2 2004, 19:55:24 UTC

because four year old girls adore porn...

Re: I am your lj hater skamanmike May 3 2004, 10:52:38 UTC

I remember when I was a four year old girl, I couldn't get enough porn.

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ya i hate ska, BUT BOY SETS FIRE RAWKS MY SAWKS! wileyriley May 3 2004, 09:34:11 UTC

Mikes a lil bitch

Re: ya i hate ska, BUT BOY SETS FIRE RAWKS MY SAWKS! skamanmike May 3 2004, 10:54:27 UTC

Riley, you totally are in love with Boy Sets Fire. You are only lying to yourself. If you love Boy Sets Fire so much, why don't you marry them?

anonymous May 3 2004, 15:11:08 UTC

Oh mike this stuff is the shit. I mean what do you do read the dictionary and thesaruses to come up with some of these f-in words. I constantly laugh my ass off reading your journal, and I am looking forward to the next one; however the swan rules!!!!!!!!!!!!1

skamanmike May 3 2004, 19:29:44 UTC

That god damned swan, always stealing my thunder! And for the record, the only reason I bother to ever update this journal is to make you laugh. I'm quite confident you are the only person who appreciates it.

You should print these out for your students to read and study. I'm sure the subject matter I address in these entries is entirely school appropriate.

tigerj May 3 2004, 19:52:55 UTC

I have to tell u something ( ... )

[Insert funny subject line here] skamanmike May 4 2004, 16:26:15 UTC

She told me she was with you when she saw the swan. With her limited four year old vocabulary, she didn't quite express to full extent of the swan encounter, but she did seem awfully excited. But then again, I see her get just as excited about bugs and Jenga blocks. She did in fact tell me of your threat to feed her to the swan. She was quite traumatized by it. I tried to explain that your threat was idle, but she would have nothing of it. "Joey was just kidding, honey." "No! No! He was going to feed me to the swan!"

I had the pink didlo, but I had it strapped to my face. I go by the alter-ego "Rhinocer-ass." Beware! If I start to stamp the ground, it means I'm about to "charge!" You can't let anyone know my secret, though. It's between you, me, and everyone on livejournal.

The other Joey is Joey Unis. To avoid confusion, from now on would you prefer I called you "Faggy Joey" just so everything is set straight? Heh, straight... no pun intended.

Re: [Insert funny subject line here] tigerj May 5 2004, 17:20:31 UTC

Mike a pink dildo does you no justice. Rather than having it strapped to your face why not have it strapped to your face with it inside of Faggy Joey's smelly asshole.

heyhey wolfmanjack May 5 2004, 18:05:15 UTC

I am an livejournal user now, check it out.

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