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skamanmike

Happy May Day bitches.

May 01, 2004 23:31

My life has been eventful as of late. I use the word "eventful" respective to the activities of which my life typically consists. How I've been spending my time lately would most likely be considered "average" or even "uneventful" to any one whose life isn't incredibly pathetic. Anyway, on to more pressing issues... as pressing as any issue ( Read more... )

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tigerj May 3 2004, 19:52:55 UTC

I have to tell u something ( ... )

[Insert funny subject line here] skamanmike May 4 2004, 16:26:15 UTC

She told me she was with you when she saw the swan. With her limited four year old vocabulary, she didn't quite express to full extent of the swan encounter, but she did seem awfully excited. But then again, I see her get just as excited about bugs and Jenga blocks. She did in fact tell me of your threat to feed her to the swan. She was quite traumatized by it. I tried to explain that your threat was idle, but she would have nothing of it. "Joey was just kidding, honey." "No! No! He was going to feed me to the swan!"

I had the pink didlo, but I had it strapped to my face. I go by the alter-ego "Rhinocer-ass." Beware! If I start to stamp the ground, it means I'm about to "charge!" You can't let anyone know my secret, though. It's between you, me, and everyone on livejournal.

The other Joey is Joey Unis. To avoid confusion, from now on would you prefer I called you "Faggy Joey" just so everything is set straight? Heh, straight... no pun intended.

Re: [Insert funny subject line here] tigerj May 5 2004, 17:20:31 UTC

Mike a pink dildo does you no justice. Rather than having it strapped to your face why not have it strapped to your face with it inside of Faggy Joey's smelly asshole.

heyhey wolfmanjack May 5 2004, 18:05:15 UTC

I am an livejournal user now, check it out.

Re: heyhey tigerj May 5 2004, 19:55:14 UTC

"Mike a pink dildo does you no justice. Rather than having it strapped to your face why not have it strapped to your face with it inside of Faggy Joey's smelly asshole."

YOU ARE FUCKING DISGUSTING!!!!!!!THAT WAS A WRONG COMMENT ON SO MANY LEVELS. FREAK!

Re: heyhey tigerj May 6 2004, 05:35:29 UTC

pps scrotum breath,
If u dont want me making sexual inuendos to your brother, then Y are u suggesting he penetrate me with a dildo strapped to his face. Just another thought.

Re: [Insert funny subject line here] tigerj May 5 2004, 19:50:45 UTC

I prefer gay joey, or perhaps u could just refer to me as joey number 2, faggy joey is not kosher. The word fag is like that N word for black people. U cannot use the F word unless u are a fag yourself. Just givin u the 411...
PS. your brother is a freak

Re: [Insert funny subject line here] skamanmike May 5 2004, 20:14:46 UTC

No offense. I thought since I was down with gays, I could throw it around., like the white guy who hangs out with all the black guys. I guess that is not the case. I apologize. From now on, you can be Joey A., and my other friend Joey will be "Joey" or DJJJU.

Re: [Insert funny subject line here] tigerj May 5 2004, 20:19:11 UTC

aaaah I c, so ur kind of like eminem, I get the gist now, I guess its ok for u to use the word. heh, I wasnt serious anyhow darlin, I just love this commenting back and forth thing, it really rocks my world.
Lata,
J.

Re: [Insert funny subject line here] skamanmike May 5 2004, 20:33:44 UTC

Wow, you commented quickly. I just love getting emails, and through livejournal accounts is the only way I can.

Re: [Insert funny subject line here] tigerj May 6 2004, 07:31:33 UTC

I love comments too, u never really comment on mine though, now that I think of that im suddenly feeling empty inside. I need a drink..
Lata,
the bitch

Re: [Insert funny subject line here] skamanmike May 6 2004, 18:30:08 UTC

I think I may know a certain gas station attendent who can fill that void inside of you.

PS - If you get mad at me for that comment, then this is Chris.

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