I hate the skunk that lives under our porch. It turns over our trash barrels to eat our trash, and then has the audacity to spray us as we walk into OUR home. When I say this, invariably someone will state in a smarmy tone, "But Mike, the skunk was there first meh meh meh." First of all, I don't like your tone. Secondly, NO the fucking skunk was
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