The hardest part about buying a wetsuit is trying one on.

[skamanmike]

Since elementary school I've known this one kid who was never very popular. This isn't a "poor little unpopular kid" story; this kid was unpopular for good reason. Everyone thought this kid was unpopular with the one exception of the kid himself. He missed that particular memo

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[tomykookths]

that was such a long fuckin' post that I didn't even fuckin' read any of it.

I wouldn't suggest you DO read it.

[skamanmike]

But you still took the time to comment on it.

[biblioklept]

Parenthetical has five syllables in it. Seriously.

[steviep]

I still am unable to swear which according to this post makes me better than most college kids. Yes!

If I were the one to write this post, I'm sure that it would have started up some sort of argument with a lot of people.

Berin...GER!!!!!!!!!!!

Ummmm.... my husband was in the Navy.....?

[skamanmike]

Seeing as I am the authority on all things collegiate, I can tell you that you ARE better than most college kids.

And about starting arguments -- notice I intentionally didn't use any names and only refered to people are "that kid."

xBeringerx is coming for your children.

i AM THE KING OF THE EFF WORD

[wolfmanjack]

I use the word to describe everything effing good time, eff that, effin beautiful , my effin mother and father , that effin brother of mine