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[sissyblack]

It is entirely much too bloody boring in this stupid country, it's intolerable! I just got back from a long and lovely weekend in the chateau in France where I got to ride an Abraxan, throw stones at the giant at the zoo, got an exquisite tan at Ile de Porquerolles and saw a magnificent fireworks display from the great Huo and his Chinese Fireball

Comments

[shrewd_emmy]

Throw stones!?! At a giant!?! Does that not strike you as completely barbaric?

[severthesnape]

I find it amusing that you take offense to throwing stones at a caged giant and not the cage itself. Besides, a giant is quite hearty. I doubt it felt a thing.

[shrewd_emmy]

Whether it felt anything or not is beside the point here, Severus. I'd take offense regardless, caged or not...it's only more the pity that the poor creature was caged in the first place.

[danger_dai]

What! I'd do something for 100 Galleons! Jeez, you little tartlet, I'd do damn near anything for 100 Galleons! How about... um... I'll jump over the fence at the wizard zoo and ride some dangerous animal for you? I've considered doing that even without payment!

[shrewd_emmy]

I...

...don't believe the risk of injuring yourself or worse would be worth 100 Galleons, Dai.

[devilish_puff]

I'd pay 100 galleons just to watch him be mauled. Narcissa, dear, how about we start a pool instead to get enough money up for the fat load to stand in front of a dark creature and get chewed up like the doggy treat he resembles?

[shrewd_emmy]

You! Only you consistently pick on him! For 100 Galleons I will readily duel you for that ridiculous suggestion!

[sissyblack]

All right, first of all, you may all shut up for a moment.

Second, I asked but my stupid parents won't give me 200 Galleons to waste on you idiots, so I have this to propose:

50 Galleons to... what's his face, the fat Hufflepuff to jump the gate at a zoo and ride the creature of my choice

AND

50 Galleons to Vance to duel Evan.

OR

Vance can duel Evan for nothing and all the money goes to the fat Hufflepuff and his goring initiative.

That sound fair? I think it does. Or maybe I should pay and charge tickets for both events. After all, who wouldn't pay to see Hufflepuffs make a spectacle of themselves. Two for the price of one.

[devilish_puff]

There should be a pool for the winner. Or maybe the winner could graciously donate their earnings to the loser who will need it for their bill at St. Mungo's.

We have to come up with guidelines. One duel, winner take all. The loser gets to keep their dignity...somewhat. The winner is celebrated.

[danger_dai]

No way. I should get all the money.