This school can get so pathetic sometimes. I really can't stand it. But at least schoolwork isn't piling up on me.

If I weren't in school, what would I be doing now? Lying on a beach sipping a Pina Colada and feasting my eyes on Lucius' delicious body while the sun gently toasted my body with the loveliest tan.

Oh, yes. I'm there.

You know, I'm still laughing about the incident at Knockturn Alley over the holiday. Watching that Hufflepuff bint flounder like a deaf mute was just so titillating. And for all of you who say that we cheated, I'd like to see you prove it ( Read more... )

It is entirely much too bloody boring in this stupid country, it's intolerable! I just got back from a long and lovely weekend in the chateau in France where I got to ride an Abraxan, throw stones at the giant at the zoo, got an exquisite tan at Ile de Porquerolles and saw a magnificent fireworks display from the great Huo and his Chinese Fireball ( Read more... )

I'm going to be maid of honour, regardless of what Bella says. I've been waiting for this for so long, I simply cannot wait! She'd better not be invited. I wonder what she would say..? A wedding for a Black sister, finally. Lucius will be there. I bet he'll be handsome, as usual. I just hope he keeps his hands to himself.If you haven't been invited ( Read more... )

You two are not - I repeat - not funny. I'm ashamed to be related to you. Some day you're going to anger the wrong person, someone who won't just sit by and let you bully them. Then where will you be? In the ground, that's where! Better watch out ( Read more... )

I'm not going to sign any stupid petition by stupid Greta Catchlove... though I think agree we should see a unicorn ( Read more... )

Ugh! Nobody is writing in these things anymore, and I'll tell you all why. It's not because you're all studying hard for your exams, it's because you're all lame. Lame like this school. Why don't we ever do anything interesting around here? Don't remind me about the duels, first of all I wasn't allowed to take part. I'm bored! If this were ( Read more... )

So according to the Prophet's World section, a Muggle ship carrying oil.. I forget what it was called, some Spanish ship... was attacked by wizards two days ago. Spillage all over the Spanish coast now, something like a million tonnes or something? How dreadful! Still, I should think Muggles should learn to find a better way to transport their ( Read more... )

Well it looked so inane and pointless, I just had to try. Survey Time!!!

1. How long have you hated Greta Catchlove?

2. What exactly is it you hate about Greta Catchlove? (If you run out of space, use the opposite side)

3. Where do you think Greta Catchlove belongs:

a) a mental house
b) azkaban
c) the morgue

Oh, and don't forget to say why. ( Read more... )

From my understanding about how that senile hat works, you probably can't be reSorted. Sorry Evan. I say, fix the Sorting process by getting rid of the useless Houses. I'd start with Hufflepuff. Burn those losers to the ground and make way for a storage closet or something ( Read more... )