[Audio]

[cagedbirdruns]

[The audio clicks on and one of the greeters can be heard in the background talking and sounding a little annoyed at her sudden and complete decision to ignore him.]

So, I wake up in this field. And there’s this guy. This guy tells me I am in freaking Canada. Not only does this guy tell me I’m in f- [She pauses and must have covered the phone

Comments

[Voice]

[axemeaquestion]

The short version winds up sounding extra batshit, if you're sure you wanna hear it.

[voice]

[cagedbirdruns]

...Try me.

[voice]

[axemeaquestion]

Alright. Just saying.

So. You and me and everyone else that'll probably talk to you on this thing got dumped into a magic, creepy-ass version of Canada. It's got something to do with this Core-thing, but I'm telling you the short version. Also, there's monsters that come out at night, so stay inside.

[voice] 1/2

[cagedbirdruns]

[....Maybe she needs a longer version for once.]

text

[girlyboywonder]

that was quick. how'd you test it?

[Audio]

[cagedbirdruns]

Lets just say I'm really fast.

[girlyboywonder]

superspeed? [that is SO COOL] keen. you had it before you got here, or is it new?

[voice]

[cagedbirdruns]

Believe me, not new.

...Wait...

So, Freaky Magic Canada has powers attached?

[voice]

[mentis_reae]

What do you mean, you "tested the theory"?

[voice]

[cagedbirdruns]

Tried to run along home.

[Beat.]

Didn't go well.

[voice]

[mentis_reae]

Because you reached the water?

[voice]

[cagedbirdruns]

I got sick, my head hurt, and came back here for an explanation.

Which I didn't get till I got on this thing.

...Is the welcome committee always this helpless?

video.

[countsrabbits]

But short versions of stories are booooring!

Voice;

[cagedbirdruns]

[She was about to snark...And then saw kid. PAAAAAAAUSE.]

Long stories can be boring if people tell them really badly. The guy I was talking to sucks at it.

...And sometimes you just only need the cliffsnotes anyway.

Voice;

[countsrabbits]

Mmm some people here can be really annoying. But I'm a good storyteller! What do you want to know?

[Warning: This may or may not actually garner a useful answer.]

Voice;

[cagedbirdruns]

People everywhere can be really annoying.

Okay, want to tell me about the city I'm in?

There anything fun here at all?

audio

[whipfist]

It'll kill you too.

audio

[cagedbirdruns]

Hey!

What's that supposed to mean? Kill me?

What are you talking about?

[whipfist]

That Pull.

[cagedbirdruns]

What P-...That. That can kill me?

Says who.