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Dec 15, 2010 12:25

[The audio clicks on and one of the greeters can be heard in the background talking and sounding a little annoyed at her sudden and complete decision to ignore him.]

So, I wake up in this field. And there’s this guy. This guy tells me I am in freaking Canada. Not only does this guy tell me I’m in f- [She pauses and must have covered the phone ( Read more... )

c: pino, c: carrie kelley, !: daphne millbrook

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[Voice] axemeaquestion December 15 2010, 17:44:09 UTC
The short version winds up sounding extra batshit, if you're sure you wanna hear it.

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[voice] cagedbirdruns December 15 2010, 17:50:05 UTC
...Try me.

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[voice] axemeaquestion December 15 2010, 17:54:59 UTC
Alright. Just saying.

So. You and me and everyone else that'll probably talk to you on this thing got dumped into a magic, creepy-ass version of Canada. It's got something to do with this Core-thing, but I'm telling you the short version. Also, there's monsters that come out at night, so stay inside.

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[voice] 1/2 cagedbirdruns December 15 2010, 17:56:32 UTC
[....Maybe she needs a longer version for once.]

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[voice] cagedbirdruns December 15 2010, 17:59:32 UTC
Guy must have really been falling down on his job.

[There's something of an implied glare and annoyance in the general direction of the greeter.]

Monsters?

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[voice] axemeaquestion December 15 2010, 18:01:20 UTC
I know it sounds stupid. [And this is coming from the woman who's been in a zombie apocalypse.] But that's the only word I got for them other than what-the-hell-is-thats.

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[voice] cagedbirdruns December 15 2010, 18:04:00 UTC
So. Say I believe you.

Are we talking...Dracula or Night of the Living Dead here?

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[voice] axemeaquestion December 15 2010, 18:05:12 UTC
You're the one who gets dumped in an entirely new place from wherever-you're-from and you're the one who's having trouble believing it? ... Alright.

Not really.

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[voice] cagedbirdruns December 15 2010, 18:11:54 UTC
Lots of crazy things have happened to me, monsters have never been on the list.

[...Does that cou-Naw.]

Ever.

What do you mean 'Not really'?

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[voice] axemeaquestion December 16 2010, 04:59:52 UTC
Hey, you and me both, sweetie. I'm just pointing out it out, here.

You'd have to look at them and get your own description, and I don't reccomend that.

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[voice] cagedbirdruns December 16 2010, 09:50:01 UTC
Look. You said they come out at night.

They just pop up out of nowhere? Cause. I haven't seen any. And unless they're hiding somewhere...?

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[voice] axemeaquestion December 16 2010, 21:54:41 UTC
If you're inside somewhere, you're safe. But outside... yeah, pretty much. I'm just saying it's hard to describe them since everyone's got their own definition of them. I think we can all agree on "dangerous and friggin' creepy".

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[voice] cagedbirdruns December 16 2010, 22:42:48 UTC
So, what. They don't try and come inside?

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[voice] axemeaquestion December 16 2010, 22:54:36 UTC
I think they DO, but they got "Darkness proofing" around here.

[Invisible shrug.]

Don't ask me how it works.

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[voice] cagedbirdruns December 16 2010, 23:05:07 UTC
...Darkness proofing. [With the air of 'that is the dumbest thing I have heard in a while.]

Okay then.

Big scary monsters. But they can't get inside. Okay.

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[voice] axemeaquestion December 17 2010, 00:16:10 UTC
[Sigh.] Yeah, I know.

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