EMERGENCY! THEFT AND EMERGENCY! THEFT AND EMERGENCY!
SOMEONE HAS STOLEN OUR AIR CONDITIONER! SOMEONE STOLE OUR AIR CONDITIONER!The theft occurred last night, under the cover of darkness! Oh, yes; how sly and sneaky was the thief, to use so convenient a time to perform his terrible deed! The darkness made it difficult to see anything--and, really
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I'd offer you my air conditioner, but .. I don't have one. [ She's such a damn cheater, using ice, and frost-breath to stay cool. Unless you want her to come over and breath on you. Or like, freeze everything, she can do that too. Though it'd be messy. ]
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Do you by any chance have a bath or some really big paper to fan yourselves with? Although I suppose in this heat there might be a drought warning in effect.
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W-Without... without....
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I.... we have a bath, yes, but there are three of us, and we can't--
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That is, you can, but I won't have it.
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