♔ DECLARATION THE ELEVENTH // video ♔

[daddydaioh]

EMERGENCY! THEFT AND EMERGENCY! THEFT AND EMERGENCY!

SOMEONE HAS STOLEN OUR AIR CONDITIONER! SOMEONE STOLE OUR AIR CONDITIONER!The theft occurred last night, under the cover of darkness! Oh, yes; how sly and sneaky was the thief, to use so convenient a time to perform his terrible deed! The darkness made it difficult to see anything--and, really

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[tapdancinskelly]

Have you ever considered going without your skin? It will cool you right off. YOHOHOHOHO!!!

Do you by any chance have a bath or some really big paper to fan yourselves with? Although I suppose in this heat there might be a drought warning in effect.

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[daddydaioh]

[momentarily shocked out of freaking out mode into frightened oh my god, not this again! mode]

W-Without... without....

[daddydaioh]

[all right, but he's trying to be helpful! give the benefit of the doubt!]

I.... we have a bath, yes, but there are three of us, and we can't--

[daddydaioh]

Th-That is to say....

[daddydaioh]

M-Maybe a fan! Yes! Maybe a fan! But that might not be enough, it's very hot!

[tapdancinskelly]

Well what if you shared the bath in bathing suits? Would that be a problem with your moral codes?

[daddydaioh]

I-- Well-- But the bathtub isn't large enough for three people! It's a standard commoner-sized bathtub! We should... maybe swimming?

[tapdancinskelly]

Well from what I hear much of the water around Siren's Port isn't very good for swimming in, but you're welcome to try. Two or three people should most likely be able to fit into a common sized tub. Ever heard of that old nursery rhyme of rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub? Or was that alligators? Ehh, they're just so many different versions of these things.

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[daddydaioh]

But there's a swimming pool, and-- Well, perhaps if we sat close together, or took turns, or--

[daddydaioh]

A-Alligators? Alligators? What alligators?

[tapdancinskelly]

Well I can't remember if it was three men in the tub or three alligators. There are just so many different versions of nursery rhymes depending on what region of the world you look in.

[daddydaioh]

Oh.... But, why would alligators be in a bathtub?

[tapdancinskelly]

Well there is that myth about people flushing baby alligators down the toilet. Perhaps they came out the faucet, or the person who owned the alligators needed someplace wet to keep them. As I recall the Nursery Rhyme went something like this...

Ruba-dub-dub three alligators in the tub,
Don't get in.

It wasn't a terribly good nursery rhyme. Yohohoho!!

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[daddydaioh]

[flushing alligators... alligators out of the faucet....]

[daddydaioh]

O-Oh... Oh, I suppose.... I suppose that is very good advice, in that case; yes....

[tapdancinskelly]

There might be some nice pools in Siren's Port though. That would likely help for cooling off.