#004 - Video

[flambage]

-Luffy, stop playing with that.

[VIDEO ON. It's that idiot kid with the straw hat lookin into the video, even though it's Sanji's NV.]

Sanji! Show it to them! They need to see it!

[A groaning sound from off-camera, then it pans wildly as an excitable dumbass little guy swings the NV around to look at something on the table. It appears to be an

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[haki]

[ inhaling most of the burger-filled crust ] SH'NJIIIIII-- IT'SH SH'o GOOOOOOOOOOD!!

[flambage]

It better be good, dumbass. Remember to chew, savor the bites.

[haki]

[ eating like a duck. what is chewing..... pulling out one of the bacon weaves from under the 'crust'. whatever he's saying comes out all gross and ANIMAL GRUNTING ]

[flambage]

[this is the grossest thing that has ever happened.] Oi! I worked hard on that bacon! ...Oh, whatever, you drooled all over it before it even went in the oven.

text-- ( if it bothers just say so! )

[narcotizes]

HaHaHa!
HoLy FuCk MaN
A sHiTtOn Of WrIgGlEr SiZeD SaNdWiChEs . . .
WiThIn A hUgE mOtHeRfUcKiN sAnDwIcH.

[ burgerception ]

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[flambage]

[The hell. Who actually writes like this?]

Uh... yeah, that's right, purple writin' person. It's burgers within burgers over here.

/SLAPS ODAWGG

[haki]

[ slowly munching and drooling on his chicken burger merger. what is this purple text. what are words ] Nnh-San'gee. Wush' that?

text

[narcotizes]

ThAt HaS tO bE tHe SiCkEsT bAkInG mIrAcLe I'vE sEeN tO tHiS dAy, DoGg.

[voice]

[boundbytreason]

So why exactly does everyone need to see this?

[ In spite of the phrasing of her words, the voice that emerges is amused rather than condescending or disdainful. ]

[voice]

[haki]

[ trying to finish his mouthful ] c'ush Sn'ji made it 'hoooooooooog!

[voice]

[boundbytreason]

[ A pause as she tries to figure out what he just said. ]

Boy, finish chewing your food, swallowing it, and then answering.

[voice]

[flambage]

Oi! Luffy! Be polite to the lady!

[ELBOWING HIS DUMBNESS.]

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[batgraduate]

That's... impressive, if disgusting.

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[flambage]

[Hello, pretty lady!]

Alas, I tried my best to make his ridiculous request palatable, but this kid doesn't know how to be a gentleman!

...I, on the otherhand, do.

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[batgraduate]

Is that so? { Amused. }

Maybe you should charge him for lessons.

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[flambage]

It certainly is! [So charming and stuff here.]

...Sister, you couldn't pay me enough.

[Just for emphasis, he pans on over to where Luffy appears to be wearing part of the upper bun as a hat.]

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[tea_lover64]

[ooc-Iroh is working as a manager at Brooke's so- video-action?]

What exactly is going on here?

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[flambage]

Oi, dumbass here wanted me to make him a mega-burger out of some leftovers. So, I did.

[and this disgusting sight of Luffy trying to absorb meat, more meat, and a little bread through his body is the result.]

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[tea_lover64]

[He was used to people having very varied personalities, and was perfectly willing to accept that. This was a little less mannered then he would prefer. When he walks into the kitchen he just facepalms.]

[flambage]

[Yup. Facepalm seems just about the right way to react to this.]

Don't worry. I told him he's cleanin' up after himself.