#004 - Video

[flambage]

-Luffy, stop playing with that.

[VIDEO ON. It's that idiot kid with the straw hat lookin into the video, even though it's Sanji's NV.]

Sanji! Show it to them! They need to see it!

[A groaning sound from off-camera, then it pans wildly as an excitable dumbass little guy swings the NV around to look at something on the table. It appears to be an

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[tea_lover64]

[ooc-Iroh is working as a manager at Brooke's so- video-action?]

What exactly is going on here?

Video/ACKSHUN

[flambage]

Oi, dumbass here wanted me to make him a mega-burger out of some leftovers. So, I did.

[and this disgusting sight of Luffy trying to absorb meat, more meat, and a little bread through his body is the result.]

Action Offline

[tea_lover64]

[He was used to people having very varied personalities, and was perfectly willing to accept that. This was a little less mannered then he would prefer. When he walks into the kitchen he just facepalms.]

[flambage]

[Yup. Facepalm seems just about the right way to react to this.]

Don't worry. I told him he's cleanin' up after himself.

[tea_lover64]

[That at least made things a little more acceptable]

I can understand wanting to show the creation, but why broadcast the...

[He wanted to say eating, but it went beyond that]

Devouring of that particular creation?

[flambage]

Because it's him.

[Shruggin'. That's as good a response as he usually can give concerning Luffy.]

He sees something he likes, he wants to share it with everyone. He's weird like that.

[tea_lover64]

[He supposed he could admire that spirit a bit, it was still rather gross]

Hmmmmmm.

[He strokes his beard thoughtfully for a moment]

In the future, perhaps cut the feed earlier.

[He isn't really angry, but having someone nastily devouring food like that isn't particularly good for business. He is actually somewhat amused by the Luffy's antics, as he can't help but a small smile]

[haki]

[ looks up from his meal ] I don't want to share this! This is mine, you can cook them their own!!

[tea_lover64]

Ah, I assure you that it belongs entirely to you. You have no need to worry about anything like that.

[He says smiling with his hand up physically distancing himself from that mess]

[flambage]

I don't think anyone but Chopper is gonna wanna touch that, Luffy. You're safe over there.

[Stepping away a little. Don't wanna get hit by an errant meatball.]

That's probably a good idea. Cuttin' off the feed, I mean. Too late now, damage is done... and hey, maybe someone'll pay good money for a thing like that, huh?

[tea_lover64]

Well, as long as that is kept in mind for the future, that should be fine. Well considering some of the strange events that go on in the city, I suppose it is possible...

[He strokes his beard, and has a thoughtful look on his face]

[flambage]

That's right! 'Fore we know it, people are gonna be comin' in here askin' for a mega-stuffed burger. Flawless plan, here.

Tricksy Iroh is tricksy

[tea_lover64]

[He wasn't entirely sure about that, and not entirely convinced of the business it would bring in]

Mmmmm, though I think our customers would become a lot more masculine then usual, and we would drop significantly in the feminine persuasion. Men do eat more, so I suppose that is perfectly acceptable. Money is money after all!

That's just wrong

[flambage]

[Look of absolute horror slowly dawning on his face over here.]

I must never make one of these again! Never again!

A little bit.

[tea_lover64]

Ah, well the kitchen is your domain, so of course such decisions are under your control.

[He inclines his head]

So this will not be put on the menu?