#004 - Video

[flambage]

-Luffy, stop playing with that.

[VIDEO ON. It's that idiot kid with the straw hat lookin into the video, even though it's Sanji's NV.]

Sanji! Show it to them! They need to see it!

[A groaning sound from off-camera, then it pans wildly as an excitable dumbass little guy swings the NV around to look at something on the table. It appears to be an

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[tinderfoot]

[Wide-eyed:]

How is it doing that?!

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[flambage]

Eh?

Oh, that. He's made of rubber, he can do stuff like that.

[Like stuffin his cheeks full up like a hamster.]

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[haki]

[ hugging this filth. SO MUCH LOVE ]

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[tinderfoot]

No, no, why is it turning into more hamburgers?

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[birdthright]

{ why doesn't it feel like real life anymore ]

Because there's nothing right about it.

[ He says that with a mixture of both disgust and ... mild surprise. It obviously takes a bit of culinary expertise to throw that thing together. ]

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[flambage]

[because it is fantasy]

Well, I did my best with what I had. 'Least he ain't gonna come botherin' me for a midnight snack tonight.

[This is horrible to watch, but at the same time, it's got that trainwreck syndrome going on. You just can't help but observe the gorging.]

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[haki]

What are you saying, Sanji? I want this as snack EVERYDAY.

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[beardedveteran]

[ cannot... even... ]

That's amazing.

[ ...grooowling stomach ]

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[flambage]

Oi, pops. Yeah, I thought I outdid myself there.

[Sec, dodging a flying chunk of pastry shell.]

See, I took a bunch of smaller burgers and wrapped'em up in some dough... and I don't even remember what all's in the patty.

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[haki]

Is that Wild Tiger? Ah, why are you telling them how to cook this!?

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[beardedveteran]

[ squinting; are you some kind of culinary miracle-making engineer ]

Honestly, that sounds [ looks ] kinda dangerous, but...

permavidya for you slootas

[doublehats]

[choops is being a responsible little bro and is doing his special job of helping out at the flower shop today...... and now he's wishing he wasn't because he wants that burger in his tummy ;A;]

OHOOO~!! THAT'S THE BIGGEST HAMBURGER EVERRRR!

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[flambage]

[hey choooooper look at this filth. maybe luffy won't eat it all.]

Yeah, you think? Maybe I shoulda taken some pictures before he started tearin' into it.

i thought you said you weren't gonna tag this sloota

[haki]

CHOOOOPER! Ooooi, where are you!? Let's eat already!!

wow screw you i do what i want

[doublehats]

[waving dem little arms]

I'm helping at the flower shop! Don't eat all the hamburger, I wanna have some tooo! Why didn't you say you were gonna make that?! Luffy, only eat half! Half!!

[athermercy]

You found a friend? Congratulations.

[flambage]

Eh? This ain't a friend, he's my captain.

[It's complicated. Nakama, man.]

[athermercy]

Can't your Captain be your friend?

[flambage]

[A pause.]

Never thought about that before. Huh. Jus' thought him and me, and most the others, we got our own kind of bond going.