#004 - Video

[flambage]

-Luffy, stop playing with that.

[VIDEO ON. It's that idiot kid with the straw hat lookin into the video, even though it's Sanji's NV.]

Sanji! Show it to them! They need to see it!

[A groaning sound from off-camera, then it pans wildly as an excitable dumbass little guy swings the NV around to look at something on the table. It appears to be an

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[beardedveteran]

[ cannot... even... ]

That's amazing.

[ ...grooowling stomach ]

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[flambage]

Oi, pops. Yeah, I thought I outdid myself there.

[Sec, dodging a flying chunk of pastry shell.]

See, I took a bunch of smaller burgers and wrapped'em up in some dough... and I don't even remember what all's in the patty.

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[haki]

Is that Wild Tiger? Ah, why are you telling them how to cook this!?

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[beardedveteran]

[ squinting; are you some kind of culinary miracle-making engineer ]

Honestly, that sounds [ looks ] kinda dangerous, but...

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[flambage]

[yes bro. i am the master of food in all its forms.]

S'not too hard, I guess I can give out lessons if anyone really wants'em. Main problem is gettin' all these ingredients, that thing ain't comin' cheap.

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[beardedveteran]

No way, that'd ruin the magic! Nobody wants to see how burgers are made! [ watching Luffy just... snarf down the burger ]

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[flambage]

Huh? Do you think so? [NEVER CONSIDERED IT THAT WAY] Well, I'm always happy to do all the cookin' and let other people do the eatin'.

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[beardedveteran]

Yeah, it's-- not like I don't trust whatever meat's in it, but it's... [ stomach growl... whatever he was thinking about just flew out of his head. ]

How 'bout a regular burger patty recipe? Without the burger microcosm part.