i recently learned that i'm on "the hot list" at work ( Read more... )

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forward: this is BY FAR the laziest entry i've ever written in my life. and it is mostly, if not entirely, copied from a quickie AIM conversation i had with my very favorite emboz. it consists of a lame little music-meme thing, and an amusing term for emo music ( Read more... )

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i found my first gray hair today.

and it wasn't gray. or steely. or gunmetal. or silver, or any of the other snazzy words for gray.
this little fucker was WHITE.

white like snow.
or milk.
or elmer's glue.
i cried on the inside.

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it's only monday, and my week is shaping up to kick so much ass it's retarded. no week should be this good. i'm waiting for the catch, or the kick in the ass, or the boot to fall (however the hell that phrase goes). and it HASN'T yet, so YAY. and so, here's a list of why my life is kicking ass and taking names right now:

• New Swimsuit. it is cute ( Read more... )

right right, there's a picture that happened as a result of mild camwhoring.
BUT FIRST: THE MOST AMAZING .GIF KNOWN TO MAN!!!anyway, this picture was taken as a result of my going to a pimps & ho's party at the APX house ( Read more... )