i've never formally made resolutions, so this will be an experiment.

• Lose Weight. i'm currently hovering around 120, which is the most i've ever been in my whole life and that sickens me. now, i realize that's not a lot. and for many people, 120 is a weight they'd like to attain. however, i went into college weighing 105. and i would be THRILLED to ( Read more... )

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does it make me a bad person if i purchased a replica engagement ring with the sole intent of FREAKING THE HELL OUT OF MY FAMILY with it? because i think this will be more than a little bit hilarious ( Read more... )

uno

• steal your manager's cellphone.
  
• go through his phone book, name by name, and ask who he has hooked up with.
  
• spare no one, and gauge facial reactions when he refuses to give a real answer.
  
• learn that HOLY SHIT, YOUR HOT BOSS IS A MANSLUT!

dos

• procure a master list of all employees (bartenders, doormen, waitresses).
  
• discuss every bit of dirt made ( Read more... )

how to make your shitty job not suck so bad:

add beer.totally, serious. that's all it takes ( Read more... )

first horse show of the year, and what do i have to show for it?

a pretty yellow ribbon (3rd place) over fences, and another trip to regionals in sight.
and a pretty red ribbon (2nd place) on the flat, the best i've ever done in this division.

i like how this show season is starting off.
and! and! there's a picture!
( ignore my godawful leg position! )

this week is going to suck a lot. here's why:

• monday: studying my goddamn ass off. and writing papers. and hating myself.
  
• tuesday: a draft of a paper is due in english 200. working at FIREHAUS 4-9. studying my ass off for two hours. SKIPPING country night at kam's (sorry bob) to finish a paper.
  
• wednesday: paper due in english 218. review for exam ( Read more... )

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so the other day (wednesday, the 20th) the TV-show ELIMIDATE was filmed around the chicago suburban area, with the final segment (or one of the final segments) being filmed at The Bamboo Room, which is a bar/club in schaumburg that is all of three minutes from my house ( Read more... )

i've been too damned busy this summer to "go out" much, which is unfortunate, because i'm all legal and shit these days. which, i have to say, is more than slightly awesome ( Read more... )