fun things to do when you're bored at work at a bar

[siren52684]

uno

• steal your manager's cellphone.
  
• go through his phone book, name by name, and ask who he has hooked up with.
  
• spare no one, and gauge facial reactions when he refuses to give a real answer.
  
• learn that HOLY SHIT, YOUR HOT BOSS IS A MANSLUT!

dos

• procure a master list of all employees (bartenders, doormen, waitresses).
  
• discuss every bit of dirt made available to you ABOUT those employees.
  
• discuss past hookups that have occured between employees.
  
• make a GIANT MASTER LIST of who is most likely to drunkenly hook up with who on the BARCRAWL TOMORROW.