Wanted: Volunteers for scientific survey of Sacrosanct tech resource locations and salvage.
must be willing/able to traverse long distances unaided by teleporters
weapons training recommended
technical and/or medical training a bonus
credits/free food available
Interested parties please reply ASAP.
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-Solus
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[Alien scientists are still so cool, at last poll.]
It's to do with the radial-grid project. Do you want to come to my lab?
[To whit: she doesn't want to talk about it on the network.]
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Shall come by directly.
[Wooosh. Off to the lab.]
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I'm sure you can get in with no trouble, and welcome. A lot of people have to wait outside, but Kimiko thinks she can deal with letting a scientist Salarian in.]
I...added extra security features, when I saw the backlogs about the zombies. It came in handy.
[She gestures at one of the many handy sitting devices. It's a rolling stool, what could be better? It has wheels!]
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[Or if you're one of the psychotic murdering kind of station resident- a distressingly high number.]
Elaborate?
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[And at this point, Kim is faced with the realization that, despite her cross-universal knowledge of Halo, she had never even considered the idea that some of the people in that armor might be female.
It had simply...never occurred to her.
The pause while she assimilates this knowledge is brief, but pronounced.]
Okay. What is your armor rated for radiation shielding?
[Location ping!]
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me me me!
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[Witness the token gripe in all its glory.]
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you of all people should know that science > boys all the time!!!!
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[Jade, with her priorities in order? That's...actually a little heartwarming.]
I need you in the junkyard. We need more alumina. take the portal gun, okay?
Corundum is fine too.
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[And why do gods keep following her around? This is becoming a problem.]
No don't answer that. Different question: do you have lightening powers?
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Or come in for measurements.
My name is Kim.
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[IT'S NOVEMBER AND DO YOU EVEN HAVE TASTE BUDS. YOU ARE A ROBOT.]
why cant he find his own salvage.
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:(
he can! I just like helping him out? But if you want it t yourself I guess? Anyway uh I kind of hate the taste of turkey so
I will just do it because it sounds interesting.
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[That's a frowny face. Kim has decided; you are a terrible robot. But even you can't mess up crystalline alumina. That stuff is durable.]
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