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[robodidactic]

Wanted: Volunteers for scientific survey of Sacrosanct tech resource locations and salvage.

must be willing/able to traverse long distances unaided by teleporters
weapons training recommended
technical and/or medical training a bonus
credits/free food available

Interested parties please reply ASAP.

Comments

[memorymodus]

me!!!
me me me!

[robodidactic]

Jade don't you have boys to make out with or something.

[Witness the token gripe in all its glory.]

[memorymodus]

kimiko
you of all people should know that science > boys all the time!!!!

[robodidactic]

That is true.

[Jade, with her priorities in order? That's...actually a little heartwarming.]

I need you in the junkyard. We need more alumina. take the portal gun, okay?

Corundum is fine too.

[memorymodus]

okay i will!!
i will go get the alumina and you will have it in no time :D

when do i not take the portal gun?
it is in my strife abstratus!

[robodidactic]

Right, that thing.

You still haven't adequately explained why that works at all, by the way.

[memorymodus]

i can explain it to you today if you want!
maybe you can build one of your own?
it operates out of hammerspace and is really really confusing :O

[robodidactic]

Excellent. Watch out for that weird hedgehog thing okay?

[memorymodus]

weird hedgehog thing?
oh!
you mean sonic?????

[robodidactic]

Yes, that.

I've never met this many self-referential trans-universe paradigms before. Have you?

[memorymodus]

not really!
should i start calling myself the jade harley?????

[robodidactic]

"Iron Lass" is cooler. It sounds like a robot name. Also it's 1/250th true!

[memorymodus]

that is true!
i could be really cool and wear a cape and everything!!!!