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[robodidactic]

Wanted: Volunteers for scientific survey of Sacrosanct tech resource locations and salvage.

must be willing/able to traverse long distances unaided by teleporters
weapons training recommended
technical and/or medical training a bonus
credits/free food available

Interested parties please reply ASAP.

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[powerofgod]

Oh?

[BEWARE KIMIKOS BRINGING GIFTS. THIS IS A LIFE LESSON HE HAS LEARNED. Two thousand years and he can still be surprised.]

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[robodidactic]

[No shut up, Godric, this is totally legit. It is even in a box with a bow on it, look at that.]

Yes. I wrapped it for you.

[She slowly slides it off-camera. IT IS A SURPRISE, OKAY?]

You can come get it. Y'know. Whenever.

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[powerofgod]

[rofl he is just so amused. Kim, y u do.]

Very well.

[give him like, two minutes. super speed, remember?

SUDDENLY VAMPIRES.]

action forever!

[robodidactic]

[It's like Christmas, but with more bloodletting! So, Kim hands him the box, holding it out in both hands. It's adorable with its little bow.]

Here. Surprise.

[She'll just give you a moment to let that sink in.]

Whatever you imagine, it could be in there. So long as you never open it, it could be anything.

[So never open it.]

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[robodidactic]

Yes.

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[robodidactic]

Thank you. You can come to my lab for details. It's easier to explain in-person.

[Location ping!]

Video;

[originaljoe]

[Joe smirks, holding up his buster-pistol before pointing to his motorcycle.]

I think I qualify. So, whats the job?

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[robodidactic]

It's a scientific survey. Come to my lab, I'll show you the details.

[ping! have some coordinates, Joe]

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[originaljoe]

I'll be there in a second.

[Joe hops on his bike and rides to the lab, arriving later and knocking on the door.]

Hello? Here for the survey? Man I hope this ain't SHODAN bein' sneaky.

Action

[robodidactic]

[There's a camera above the door. It turns, focuses and- click!
Door: open.]

Come in! I'm not SHODAN!

[Rude cyborg girl shouting from inside: check! She leans out into view, just to prove that she isn't an insane AI.]

Hi- Joe, right? I'm Kim.

[text]

[paradox_grown]

Intriguing. Shall I wear a fedora and carry a bullwhip?

[Annoying text. MUST BE FROM JADE'S WORLD.]

[text]

[robodidactic]

[You'd think that, but then there's the hedgehogs who type in blue.]

Costumes optional.

[text]

[paradox_grown]

[But not in bold.]

Reassuring. I haven't got a fedora.

[text]

[robodidactic]

[She hasn't. Oh. OH. oh my god]

May I help you? Ma'am?

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[spinjump]

Long distances? No prob!

When you're traveling at supersonic speed, who needs teleporters?

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[robodidactic]

You do, if you want to travel between zones.

[She'd believe Ratchet not needing teleporters- he also didn't need breathable atmosphere. But you? No, Sonic, you are an organic.]

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[spinjump]

Okay, fine. But I can still cover large distances in a flash, and I've got my own kinda weapon.

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[robodidactic]

[...a headbutt? It's a headbutt, isn't it.]

Is it a headbutt.