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[robodidactic]

Wanted: Volunteers for scientific survey of Sacrosanct tech resource locations and salvage.

must be willing/able to traverse long distances unaided by teleporters
weapons training recommended
technical and/or medical training a bonus
credits/free food available

Interested parties please reply ASAP.

Comments

[text]

[paradox_grown]

Intriguing. Shall I wear a fedora and carry a bullwhip?

[Annoying text. MUST BE FROM JADE'S WORLD.]

[text]

[robodidactic]

[You'd think that, but then there's the hedgehogs who type in blue.]

Costumes optional.

[text]

[paradox_grown]

[But not in bold.]

Reassuring. I haven't got a fedora.

[text]

[robodidactic]

[She hasn't. Oh. OH. oh my god]

May I help you? Ma'am?

[text]

[paradox_grown]

I thought the point of this affair was that I was offering to help you.