No, this isn't private. Red is a dinosaur.

[screeee]

York! Have found good female partner for you. Strong, smart. Has guns. Will make very good human-chicks. Should start courting right away. Name is Shepard.

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[howkickassiam]

[ L M F A O ]

--Red, uh. That's not...exactly--

I mean, it's not that I don't appreciate it, but--

[screeee]

[Siiigh why does nobody get it.] York is best male. Shepard is suitable female. Food is plentiful, threats are low. Is perfect time to make chicks.

[howkickassiam]

This...isn't really the place to make chicks, Red.

[ oh my god so adorable ]

Besides, I don't even know this Shepard.

[screeee]

Why not? Have shelter. Have... [What were they called.] Blankets. Have food. Is very good place. Would love to make chicks here. [ :c]

[But she's quick to perk up.] Will know once you start courting, yes?

[threehalfs]

Oh, really?

[screeee]

[Looks her over.] Flashman might be good for you. Is also skinny.

[threehalfs]

I don't think I know a Flashman.

[screeee]

[Smile.] Is very fast. Call 'Flashman' very loud and will appear. Is strange but good.

[alaspooryork]

[IF ONLY I HAD A FACE AND A PALM SO I COULD FACEPALM]

[screeee]

[Oh HAI. She would hook you up with someone but she doesn't think you can make babby.]

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[alaspooryork]

[Very astute, Red. He is not making babby with Hypatia.]

You will guard the doors for York while he sleeps? I would be very grateful.

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[screeee]

Is best way, when predators are around.

[quitethewarrior]

[ Okay, even with the few convos she's had with York, this is enough to make her B) ]

[terminatenomore]

[ This makes perfect sense to him. ]