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Sep 10, 2010 21:16

York! Have found good female partner for you. Strong, smart. Has guns. Will make very good human-chicks. Should start courting right away. Name is Shepard.

red (au),

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threehalfs September 11 2010, 05:37:03 UTC
Oh, really?

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screeee September 11 2010, 05:44:38 UTC
[Looks her over.] Flashman might be good for you. Is also skinny.

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threehalfs September 11 2010, 05:46:39 UTC
I don't think I know a Flashman.

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screeee September 11 2010, 05:51:28 UTC
[Smile.] Is very fast. Call 'Flashman' very loud and will appear. Is strange but good.

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threehalfs September 11 2010, 05:56:33 UTC
But will he leave dead turtles for me? This is really important. My womb's not just for anyone.

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screeee September 11 2010, 05:58:19 UTC
[She cocks her head.] Very likely? Thought humans might like guns more than turtles... Am sure Flashman would do what it takes.

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threehalfs September 11 2010, 06:01:35 UTC
He better; my taste in firearms is pretty precise.

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screeee September 11 2010, 06:04:07 UTC
[Laughs. Finally! Someone who GETS IT.] Yes. Make him work.

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threehalfs September 11 2010, 06:19:52 UTC
[ What an interesting girlllll. ]

He should get started right away if he wants more chicks than York.

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screeee September 11 2010, 06:22:11 UTC
[Cocks head.] York is strange. Wants no chicks? Do not understand.

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threehalfs September 11 2010, 06:43:41 UTC
Oh, he doesn't?

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screeee September 11 2010, 06:46:45 UTC
That is what he said.

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threehalfs September 11 2010, 06:54:20 UTC
Hmm.

Well, there's no helping that. Some people just make a choice.

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screeee September 11 2010, 06:59:40 UTC
Makes no sense. If conditions are good and mates are available, should make chicks. [Siiiiigh.]

Need to eat white-armor thing and then maybe... [Grumble grumble]

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