No, this isn't private. Red is a dinosaur.

[screeee]

York! Have found good female partner for you. Strong, smart. Has guns. Will make very good human-chicks. Should start courting right away. Name is Shepard.

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[dismembers]

[ ANNOYED HISS. She doesn't like York :c ]

is weak male

[screeee]

[Hisses back.]

Is strong. Good provider.

[dismembers]

is weak

useless

breed weak brood

[screeee]

Will have strong brood. Live long lives.

[modelscientist]

Not sure if human mating rituals work that way.

[screeee]

No? [She cocks her head. No one corrected her, but it would explain some things.]

[modelscientist]

No. Believe it involves more eating and drinking and talking. Perhaps also crying and tossing of grain.

[screeee]

Grain tossing and crying. Strange habits. Humans find these things attractive?

[isonny]

[What is he reading - he has no idea. These files may be corrupt.

But the date says they were posted recently and that means that there really are more humans around here somewhere.

Adventure time.]

action?

[screeee]

[Red is wandering around a residential area. Trying to hunt the human York told her to stay away from? Never.

Her hologram is fully in place, giving her the appearance of something small and harmless. She stalks through an alley in practiced silence despite her massive frame.]

you mean we can just do this shit right here?

[isonny]

Oh my goodness but what is this? Must be her lucky day because look what we've just found!

A human shaped human shaped thing! But this one had the added benefit of being decked out in what might be white armor! Also, no gun. Bonus!

of course ;D! take off your shoes and stay a while

[screeee]

As Red is already in hunt mode, the color and shape tips her toward 'eat first and ask questions later.' Noiselessly, she stalks toward him.

[deardaffydoctor]

Playing matchmaker, toots? [She has no idea who Shepard or York are but highly amused.]

[screeee]

[Laughs.] Am trying. York does not want chicks though.

[deardaffydoctor]

Whaaat? What kinda guy doesn't want kids?

[screeee]

Not sure... Perhaps is first breeding season? Could be nervous.