Comments | singularity_rpg: No, this isn't private. Red is a dinosaur.

screeee in singularity_rpg

No, this isn't private. Red is a dinosaur.

Sep 10, 2010 21:16

York! Have found good female partner for you. Strong, smart. Has guns. Will make very good human-chicks. Should start courting right away. Name is Shepard.

red (au),

Leave a comment

Back to all threads

howkickassiam September 11 2010, 04:25:43 UTC

[ L M F A O ]

--Red, uh. That's not...exactly--

I mean, it's not that I don't appreciate it, but--

screeee September 11 2010, 04:28:13 UTC

[Siiigh why does nobody get it.] York is best male. Shepard is suitable female. Food is plentiful, threats are low. Is perfect time to make chicks.

howkickassiam September 11 2010, 04:30:08 UTC

This...isn't really the place to make chicks, Red.

[ oh my god so adorable ]

Besides, I don't even know this Shepard.

screeee September 11 2010, 04:45:02 UTC

Why not? Have shelter. Have... [What were they called.] Blankets. Have food. Is very good place. Would love to make chicks here. [ :c]

[But she's quick to perk up.] Will know once you start courting, yes?

howkickassiam September 11 2010, 04:46:14 UTC

I don't know if I'm chick-making material, though. Probably best I don't. Not that I don't -- appreciate you lookin' out for me, you know?

--Oh. I-- have someone, actually.

screeee September 11 2010, 04:54:02 UTC

[Gives him the most WAT face ever.] Are... not old enough to make chicks? [This is the only possible explanation obvs. So confused right now.]

howkickassiam September 11 2010, 04:55:17 UTC

Noooo, no, I'm probably plenty old.

[ fmskfms just grins quietly. ]

I don't think I'd be good at parenting.

screeee September 11 2010, 05:06:51 UTC

[Blink blink]

Not... good... parent? [This concept does not exist except for:] Would leave chicks. [Not happy.]

howkickassiam September 11 2010, 05:09:00 UTC

--what? No, I'd never. I love ki-- chicks. I helped raise my siblings.

...uh. Parent's chicks? I helped raise them.

screeee September 11 2010, 05:16:16 UTC

[Slooooow nod.] Then... what was meant- 'not good parent'?

howkickassiam September 11 2010, 05:17:06 UTC

Raising siblings is different than having my own.

It's kind of complicated. Besides, this-- there are enemies here. Too dangerous for chicks.

screeee September 11 2010, 05:27:01 UTC

Enemies? [Sudden srs face] Are in trouble?

slfks filter howkickassiam September 11 2010, 05:28:07 UTC

Nnno, not exactly. Don't worry, yeah? We'll work things out.

screeee September 11 2010, 05:32:26 UTC

Only way to work out enemies is with teeth. Need help?

howkickassiam September 11 2010, 05:34:21 UTC

If my teeth aren't sharp enough, I'll call you.

[ :) except not, he doesn't want you hurt, bb. ]

screeee September 11 2010, 05:39:41 UTC

[He gets a little smile for that.] Will let me guard the doors while you sleep, though. Yes?

Back to all threads