Heeey, I know I'm a bit behind the times, but, uh... Donny? Right? Yeah, that's it. Donnycakes.

I haven't met your brothers, and I heard everyone else's condolences, but... well, I just want to say that I'm sorry about... well, you know. I know what that feels like.

Anyway, if you ever need another green pal to talk to, I'm only a click away. I know ( Read more... )

Great fiery fingers of Hell!

[Lorne's voice is jumping octaves at a time.]

What--what is this?! Why can't I see?! Are my... are my eyes still here, even?

[There's a pause as his hands shoot up to feel for them.]

Alright... still in their sockets, so I know some crazy witch hasn't taken them... like I haven't dealt with that a time or two before. Pfft ( Read more... )

Hey, there, cats and kittens! ...And elves and giant robots and humans and whatever else the rest of you are!

Here's the deal; I'm planning a party! Yes, a big old shindig designed for fun having and good time rolling. And only the creme de la creme are allowed to come.

And that means you are all invited! Yes, you, my friends, are invited to this ( Read more... )

Oooookay… This is new. New, and not as classy.

Did I do something to get a downgrade on my room? Because this isn’t quite what I remember going to bed in. Seriously, I’m doing my best here, folks! Do you really need to punish me with screamingly unstylish interior?

And the walkie talkie? What’s up with this thing? This is Vegas, dolls, not Forbes ( Read more... )