Jan 21, 2010 16:35
Great fiery fingers of Hell!
[Lorne's voice is jumping octaves at a time.]
What--what is this?! Why can't I see?! Are my... are my eyes still here, even?
[There's a pause as his hands shoot up to feel for them.]
Alright... still in their sockets, so I know some crazy witch hasn't taken them... like I haven't dealt with that a time or two before. Pfft, crazed women.
Great. So this is what I get for trying to help. More punishment. First my club, now my sight. I'm so sick of helping people at my expense.
...geez, that was mean. Just---people, forget I said that.
I'm just going to... you know, stumble around my room for awhile like a drunken idiot. Maybe if I feel the urge to die a horrible death via falling down a staircase or running unbeknownst into a murderous fiend, I'll try to make my way to the bar for a good sea breeze.
[The demon sighs before turning off his comm, which was difficult enough to get on in the first place.]