Pinkington Palace 1.07
I don't know who the hell brought Jason home, but as soon as they did, Bartlby jumped him and beat the crap out of him. Also, having the option as "beat up" rather than "fight" is interesting.
You think you'd learn, kid.
Oh hey, Cycl0n3 got old.
I found this ghost, Gretel Goth, wandering into the theatre late one night. I did not know that ghosts could do that!
Not much was biting at the cemetery's pond...but maybe Death started noticing Bitsy...
I mean, she's there a LOT.
This is what Frida looks like, in real person form. Just thought you might be curious. I mean, you could look at Tabitha and get a pretty damn good idea, but here she is, all made over.
Blair got old too! Bitsy was trying to up her charisma, so was hitting on Blair - who LIKED it. Oh you hussy.
Bartlby continues to have problems with his homework.
I don't know where the other girls went (they SAID they were on the bus, lying tramps), but EEEE! I love how the twins are sitting next to each other. And Bartlby's grumpy, how unusual!
Bitsy was trying to earn some more cash down at the park, and Fezzik was freaking right out about what that guy was eating or something.
Fezzik: They're watching! They're everywhere! They can see you!
Fezzik: They can see YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Wow, Bitsy must really have the death touch, because they're just dropping like flies around her. That's Geoffrey Landgraab going to join his wife.
Are you getting commission for each soul you bring in, or something woman? You're evil nature is showing itself delightfully.
How cool is that? Looking through the ghost makes things black and white!
Geoffrey was very keen to get some ghostly poontang from his dead wife.
You know, being Death is hard work. Convincing all those people that it's time to go, dragging their sorry asses into the next world...it's exhausting!
You never get a chance to sit down and smell the roses. To kick back with a beer and watch some football.
It's enough to make you think about changing careers. And just forget about meeting the ladies! Death is a solo gig, all right.
Death: I'M HUNG LIKE A DRAGON, YOU KNOW. IT'S WHY I DON'T RIDE A HORSE ANY MORE.
Bitsy: *yawn* Yeah, I've heard that before.
Death: YOU INTO KINKY THINGS? I'D LIKE TO BE TIED UP. JUST ONCE, TO TRY IT OUT. MY JOB IS SO STRESSFUL AND I'M ALWAYS IN CHARGE. IT'D BE NICE TO LET SOMEONE ELSE TAKE THE REINS FOR A WHILE. WOULD...WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED?
Bitsy: I bet you want me to supply my own cuffs, too.
That's...kind of worrying :) She had the option to cuddle, but he got up before they could do that.
Malcolm freaked out for ages about losing his dad. That was sad. Now he's lost both parents. Ah well, life goes on.
For some.
We have a collection! Fish And Chips! The butterfly being And, of course.
Es may be as crazy as they come, but damn, the girl loves to fix things.
Marmaduke: THEY DON'T HAVE DISPOSABLE TOILET SEAT COVERS!! MICAH PEED ON THE SEAT! I CAN'T PEE HERE. OH MY GOD I'M GOING TO DIE!!!
She went next door to visit the Roberts family, and we found Marmaduke freaking out about the toilet >:)
While she was there, she stole their bar, and started working her way through it as soon as she got home.
And look! Bartlby likes some of his family! He is constantly following his sisters to talk to them. Well, most of them. Some he follows to yell at them.
Birthday time again! Tabitha is all growed up, and now she is Absent Minded, Artistic, Grumpy and a Workaholic.
She's already dead, Bitsy, she doesn't need her heart started!
Aww so cute. She's Excitable, Friendly, Computer Whiz, and Lucky.
Esmerelda: OH MY GOD STOP TALKING ABOUT PAAAAAAAAAAAAINT!!!
So she ran away.
Marmaduke: How did you get in? How did you get past the alarms??
Esmerelda: ...Agnes opened the door.
Marmaduke: Shit. I'm going to have to do something about her.
Hah we timed this visit well!
Marmaduke: You can't go into labour here!! The carpets! The floors! We'll never get it clean again!!
Prudence: Chill babe, we'll go to the hospital!
Marmaduke: But then they'll smell like disinfectant!
Prudence: But you LIKE that.
Marmaduke: Oh, right, yeah. Okay, let's go!
Marmaduke: But this whole thing just isn't sanitary!
Prudence: Oy.
So since Marmaduke was too busy freaking out about how sanitary everything was, Es took Prudence to the hospital, and they were met by a busking Bitsy.
QUICKEST LABOUR EVER. As Prudence walked into the hospital, Es pulled out her homework. BEFORE she could sit down, Prudence walked out again - carrying luncha baby basket.
Back home, we discover that Agnes is not only really old and nasty, but she's a really powerful witch who likes to levitate.
Twin girls! Amelia and Christian. And since their stats said they were growing up THAT day...
They did! Seriously, their age meter thingie said that it was time to grow up, only hours after they were born.
This is Christian, who is a genius virtuoso.
Prudence: OMG what the hell is going on??
And this is Amelia, who is an evil virtuoso! AND she has Bitsy's pink eyes!!
Back at the OK Corral, Bitsy and Bartlby are at it again. These two are always arguing!
That one look like it stung!
That's it! Prove him wrong! You're really not childish!
Bitsy went over to meet her grandbabies :D
And then biked waaaaaaay across town...
To try to drown my selfsim.
I love that they don't need a ladder to get out of the pool any more.
Turns out Jolene is a baldy too.
They're not YOUR BABIES, Es!! She was the only one in the family to get this moodlet.
Gertie: Sweet, sweet vodka. Where have you been all my life??
Nothing like drinking at dawn, hey?
Um, Frida? There's a perfectly good couch to play your games on, you know.
Frida: So? I can annoy them so much more from over here!
About this time I discovered that there's a camera mod out for TS3, and YAY!!! The camera now goes to the ground and doesn't act so stupid!
He got picked up for jogging after curfew. The stupid thing was, he was only a block away from home, but he had to job BACK two blocks to get into the cop car.
Bartlby: You're a freak! A monster! You shouldn't be allowed to live like this!
Frida: You're such a failed science experiment! What animal did they splice your genes with, loser?
They don't get along any more:/
Esmerelda: Herbert? Are you in there? You've been very quiet lately.
Tabitha: Don't you dare talk to my sister like that again, you moron! Or I'll show you just what it's like to be a lady.
Birthday time again!!
That's...Tabatha, I think.
And that would be Nikita.
Still creepy.
Oh hey, my selfsim brought her son, Aron.
Bartlby gets to go first this time.
Oh yeah, nice cardigan.
Then Gertie grows up...
Cycl0n3 finds her outfit laughable too.
Patrice: NO SHE'S EATING ALL THE CAKE!!!
Tabitha doesn't care, because she is getting tanked.
And Es! Who changed her hair...again.
Last but not least - it's Bitsy's turn!
Bitsy: WTF is this?? Who styled this?? I can't work like this!
Awww yeah.
Es ruins Bartlby's seduction of Patrice by spending ages rummaging in the garbage bin.
Nice parking skills, guys.
She may be old, but she's still got it.
Es isn't sure what she's got. Though I'm glad she grew into her nose.
And you're never too old to play tag. Gertie turned out quite nice!
So nice, that she started hitting on old DP Roberts. They have some major trait incompatibility, but that doesn't bother me. It doesn't even bother me that his kids are older than her, though that is kind of creepy.
Whatever, they're into it.
And they're into it, too.
See?
Love is in the air, alright. And in the sheets.
Though Patrice had to get up between woohoo sessions to check the stove.
Get back in there, woman!
They do this a lot.
And I love how Es dresses so inappropriately.
I mean by wearing everyday stuff to bed, not her outfit, coz I love that.
Gertie: Holy shit! I was just looking to get laid!!
Must be the Toros in the atmospherejingle in her belly that made her think it was a good idea.
Poor Marmaduke looks like he's about to cry from Fezzik's attack on his vegetarianism. Did you know your sims can argue while holding a kid? I don't know if this is a good thing or not!
Bitsy: So, Abraham, you can dip your quill in my ink pot any time.
Abraham is quite on board with that suggestion. Looks like Cycl0n3 is out spying on them.
They look WAY older than they should, but I guess it's the white/grey hair. Tabitha goes to their place nearly every day after school.
Speaking of school, I had to enrol Frida into school manually. I guess ghost kids don't get invited along.
Bitsy: Ready for take off in three, two, ONE!
Es decided to hop on over to the art gallery to find potential partners, but only found a pregnant Gertie and her family.
Esmerelda: Your swimmers need to get in MAH BELLEH NOW.
Hank: Yes ma'am!!
Esmerelda: Everyone else, get out! It's time for some lovin'.
And indeed it was.
I really miss the "scope room" action, and having definite turn ons, because it's harder to find good people. You have to tell them who they're attracted to, and I don't like that.
Back at home, Bartlby and Patrice had a quickie wedding on the front porch. Bitsy wasn't invited.
Just because we got you to break up with her, doesn't mean we want you!
Esmerelda: Tap my shoulder just before, yeah right.
Frida: Be my BFF?
Tabitha: Sure, w/e.
"Be best friends forever" is an interesting interaction.
It's really bad taste to be asking Bella if she's single, right in front of your hot, young, new and pregnant wife, DP.
Bitsy is gonna get it ~*on*~
But first, she has to seduce good old Abraham Finkel into bed.
They may be old, but they're frisky little bunnies. He moved in and brought us $5k. NICE.
These two clean ALL the time.
And they don't have the neat trait!
Yeah, that's gotta hurt. Especially poor Marmaduke's sense of space and cleanliness!
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