Pinkington Palace 1.05
Cycl0n3: Whoa, what is that thing? We can't eat it!
He's not a fan of Frida. It might be the ghostly music and sounds that you hear when you get close to her. I suppose that could be freaking him out. Or it could be because it's the child his wife had with her lover, and looking at the twins reminds him of that betrayal, over and over again.
Or he could just be really hungry.
Esmerelda: This mirror is so cool!! But it makes my nose look pointy.
Marmaduke: Is this thing sanitary??
He kept wanting to hold her, but then would freak out and drop the action, hah!
Ghost babies need to eat, too!
Rollin' with my homies.
Bitsy: I don't know what the hell this is! I'm gonna plant it anyway.
Her gardening skill was finally high enough to plant the unknown seeds!
Don't eat the baby!!!
Woo! That's book #2!
One of these things is not like the other...
Patrice Bachelor (Bella's younger sister) traded places with Esmerelda, apparently.
Turns out that Es was hanging in the park after school, and didn't want to come home!
I decided to look around the park to see what was happening. I found a group of people gathered by the fountain and saw...
PEOPLE DIE IN THE PARK! OMG. SO COOL.
Death: YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE TAKEN MY KNIGHT, ERIN.
Erin: Please! I'll let you win the next game!
Death: I DO NOT SUFFER FOOLS OR CHEATS GLADLY. I DO SUFFER MOSTLY NAKED YOUNG WOMEN DANCING THE HULA QUITE GLADLY, BUT AS YOU NEITHER DANCE NOR WEAR A GRASS SKIRT, YOU LOSE. IT'S TIME TO GO....ERIN KENNEDY.
That was very, very cool. To catch, I mean. I don't even know who she was or what she died of! I should try to find what the colours mean for ghosts.
Oh look, it's a very pregnant Blair Wainwright! And the girl in red up that back?
That's Prudence Crumplebottom, the baby I had Agnes adopt when I was still testing everything out. She's a hottie!
Inigo: My name is Inigo MontoyaRoberts. I killed my door. Prepare to be welcomed.
Marmaduke: Oh my word! A world with no dirty dishes, lots of sinks, and no windows!!!
Marmaduke: *jizzed in my pants*
Patrice: Did you want to play doctor? My sister plays doctor with Morty all the time. She says it's fun.
Gertie: Do they play it where they mix the baby batter? My mum says that's how babies are made. You mix them in a batter and then you eat it raw.
Patrice: Silly! That's only for ghost babies. Real babies you have to make into cookies.
Things are still ~*tense*~ around the OK coral.
This got them $3k!! They needed it. I've had to keep selling stuff to afford things for the kids :/
Gaylord: I gots me some hankerings for some of this cake.
Gaylord: Well, waddaya knows? I CAN eats me some of this cake. Damn fools at the cemenetery gosh darn lied to me.
I'm thinking pink ghosts died of starvation? And I'm so glad that nutrition doesn't count, because this family has been living off leftover cake for like, a week. Especially as they couldn't afford to replace the stove after the last fire!
He "wasn't in the mood" for anything else. WTF? He was "too tired" and "had a bad day" - again, WTF?? You spend all day sleeping in your grave!!
Damn moody ghosts.
It's interesting how cheating affects everyone in TS3. As SOON as she started snuggling with Gaylord, everyone (except Marmaduke) woke up and started freaking out, and all rushed out. The kids all had the "witnessed betrayal" moodlet, and now most of them hate her!
Marmaduke: Just because you have more children than you can count doesn't mean you should acting like one! What sort of example are you setting? And the germs! Just think of the germs! What kind of diseases do dead people carry??
Bitsy: I like dragons!
Bitsy: You and your silly vegetarianism. 'OHNOES! I CAN'T EAT A COW! IT MIGHT MOO AT ME!' It's not like broccoli doesn't have feelings!
This is when I noticed the slippers he was wearing. LOL.
Bitsy: And your mother looks like a llama!
Marmaduke: ...you are my mother.
Bitsy: ...ohshit...burn.
Marmaduke: Just, just. Oh just talk to the hand!
Then they started making up, and she commended him for being vegetarian. Man, these new interactions crack me up.
Bitsy: I'm sorry you had to see that. Next time, just put a bag on your head, and you won't see! What you can't see happen, doesn't happen! And, well, maybe you should just keep a bag on your head all the time.
Marmaduke: What? Why? *worries*
Bitsy: Uh, to keep your face clean? And so the yetis can't find you?
Marmaduke: OH right. Yeah, good idea!
That's the icon for being humiliated, hah.
Being dead sure is tough work.
Marmaduke: How dare you sleep in my bed! Now I have to sterilise those sheets! *slap*
Did you know that it's possible to slap a ghost?
This is one of Cycl0n3's wishes. Dare I fulfil it?
I am curious about seeing what a break up is like in TS3, and what happens after...
Marmaduke: *FREAKS OUT* Bartlby wants to chase me!! To TOUCH me!! NOOOO!
He just wanted to play tag!
Oh well now, look at that. And EL. OH. EL. at one of them being named Tabatha. Jeeze, Blair, how about you get some originality??
This was in the paper the next day. Just the one baby mentioned. Also, see how they mention her last name is Pinkington? You will be quizzed on this later. I'm an idiot LOL. I took it to be about Blair's kids, but no, it's for Bitsy, though they left Frida out.
And this is the lady who died in the park.
Bitsy had to earn $50 in tips to meet one of her opportunities - and she made $82!
She's so purty.
Morty Goth looks cranky. Maybe because his mother just died.
Bitsy was bored, so she stopped around to visit me, and we hung out by my fire pit, roasting marshmallows. I'm still single, apparently. Maybe I should take Awesomemod out to see if I get up to anything. I want her to have babies!
Cycl0n3: How dare she betray me like that? I can't believe she's so evil!
This, from the man who is now standing outside the house of his lover, who just had his twins!
I guess Blair isn't that excited about being a mother, because the girls were left in the foyer.
So I made him bring them upstairs, to remind her about them.
Just what sort of job can a newborn have, hmm?
Yeah, you're definitely prime partner material.
Blair: HOSHIT where did they come from??
Esmerelda is not happy with the makeover I gave her.
This is more great parenting in action. Gertie is playing with Needles, while Es is playing with Matches :D
It's a good thing that Blair has flatmates, because they're all about taking care of the babies. Blair was too busy shagging Cycl0n3 to notice they had needs!
More birthday times!
Sparkly ghost baby!
And Tabitha is there too. She's the forgotten child.
Oh NICE.
Guess who Marmaduke brought home from school?? Prudence! So he set about chatting her up.
Marmaduke: You're so pretty. I bet you don't have cooties.
Prudence: *blush*
I love how the kids autonomously do their homework when they get home.
Bartlby: Is it just me, or is there something weird about Frida? I mean, she's pink like us, but...there's just something odd about her.
Esmerelda: What? She looks normal to me.
Marmaduke: So is that a dress that's appropriate to wear on a space mission? Because I would like you to discover my hidden planets.
It works! And Marmaduke has a girlfriend! He could never get that far with Fezzik, so maybe she has a secret boyfriend.
See? Everybody poops.
Wow, great reporting! The next day they report on Nikita's birth, BUT she's listed as being part of the Roomies clan. Remember how I said I'd quiz you?? Why is she not listed the same as Tabatha?? They don't seem to mention both twins, so it's still great reporting! And why aren't they called Wainwrights? Roomies is the house name, not the family name.
Bitsy tries it on with Gaylord again, and that leads to this...
Did you know that you can fight a ghost?
Esmerelda: Poor ghostie! Why do people always pick on the dead?
And Cycl0n3 beat the crap out of him! Though how tough do you have to be to beat a dead person?
Gaylord still has a trick or two up his sleeve.
Girl, you're not neurotic! Stop letting Marmaduke and Esmerelda's fears rub off on you!
Esmerelda: THE SHINIES!! THEY'RE TALKING! Oh, my preciouses. You will be mine. My preciouses!
Holy hell, the kids like each other!
Yup, she's really looking out the window there.
Though maybe she's just ultra aware of Bitsy being on the other side of it.
Cycl0n3 and the kids went off to the pool, so he could drown them because they needed some fun. Es decided to go swimming in her everyday wear :)
And she kicked his ass by holding her breath longer.
This was followed by a sunset picnic in the park. ~*pretty*~
I realised that Blair was there with Nikita, so sent Cycl0n3 over to say hello. But JUST as he was about to pick her up, she disappeared. She went *POOF* right before our eyes. Then he started crying and freaking out. Blair didn't notice, though.
I don't know where she went or why!
I then had Bitsy return Gaylord to his rightful place in the cemetery, because he was just causing too much drama. Even for me!
Bitsy: Thank you for for *sob* helping me cause such *sob* discord!
She then decided to start playing for tips. In the back corner of the cemetery. Uh, sure.
Marmaduke and Prudence were on a nice moonlit date at the beach, and it was going wonderfully...
But then curfew hit! Prudence said something like "Okay, I'm going home now", and wasn't even cautioned. I guess it pays to be rich around here.
Though I do like that there's a curfew for kids, and not just because it's fun to get them arrested.
Marmaduke: Police brutality! They didn't use sterile cuffs on me!
Cycl0n3: You got caught? Have I taught you nothing? SNEAK! Go to her place! Don't stay out in public!
Oh hey, nothing like a captive audience. Though where she got money from, I don't know! She tipped $18, so I'm not gonna question it too much.
MASS BIRTHDAY TIME for the not-triplets.
Gertie: You call this a party?? This is a SERIOUS miscarriage of justice, people. I demand more!
Me: Shut up and grow up! There's a line here. Let's get it moving!
Yeah, you don't look too pleased about that. She is now a Grumpy Virtuoso Party Animal with Commitment Issues, who wants to Become Creature-Robot Cross Breeder. They had some LTWs pop up with their regular wishes, and you get the chance to make 'em stick.
o_O What happened to your jaw, Es?? Luckily, it was just the face she was making. She's now a Friendly Insane Neurotic Kleptomaniac, who wants to be a Star News Anchor. Just the person you want delivering the nightly news!
Bartlby was so excited that it was finally his turn, that he promptly wet himself.
Bartlby: Hey, how you doin'?
He has the most amazing eyebrows. He's now an Athletic Mean Spirited Clumsy Daredevil, who doesn't have a LTW as yet. His combination just bodes so well, doesn't it? >:)
You can certainly see the resemblance, but there is a HUGE difference in their noses. And they also grew up into the same hair, hah.
And by daredevil, we mean it. EXTREME showers, man.
One thing that's great about having teenagers, is that they make excellent babysitters.
And you don't have to pay them.
Bartlby's off to fold clothes at the day spa. Oh yeah, you can just bet that a lot of underwear will soon be going missing.
I gave Es back her face paint, because I think it suits her. And look! Tabitha!
As toddlers go, Tab's face is pretty cute. It's not so much a ball of dough, like the others.
Bitsy: You and your silly little computer are out, you got me? You wanted out? You got it. O-V-A. Over!
Cycl0n3: Oh, ouch! With spelling like that, I'm glad to be out!
Bitsy finally came home from work, and gave Cycl0n3 what he wanted.
Strangely, no one noticed. This is the same family, mind you, who JUMPED out of bed from a deep slumber the moment she cuddled with Gaylord. No one even batted an eyelid to this.
But then half the kids hate her, so I guess they just don't care!
When they broke up, he didn't move out immediately, or even get the option come up. BUT it does show them as being divorced. I guess he could have lived there indefinitely.
Cycl0n3: Uh, I think I need to find somewhere else to live...
This is what you get when you click on the phone in your inventory and select move. You can choose to make the new house the active house, and you can choose from existing empty lots and houses, or you can choose one. I chose kick out (the black tick down the bottom), and it'll choose one randomly. I wanted him to move in with Blair, but I didn't get that option. That's okay, I can fix it up.
And then - with NO ONE coming to say goodbye - he drives off in this beast. Where the hell were you hiding that, huh???
We could've sold it for furniture!
Bitsy: Shizzam! It's back on the market for you!
And as soon as Bartlby came home from work? She raced over to clip him over the ear. POW.
Bartlby: WTF was that for, you crazy bitch?
Bitsy: EVIL. Did you NOT get the memo??
Bartlby: Oh, just wait, woman, you will pay.
Bitsy: Bwuh?
She looks seriously whacked out there, hah.
Creepy baby haunts the toy box!!! Oooooo. Wouldn't that freak you out, if you found this late at night?
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