Dear Girl that is in a Relationship,

Stop being so damn hot.  I mean, this is getting ridiculous.

best,
David

When you think about asking a girl out, there are a lot of questions in your mind.  I remember a time when all of my questions boiled down to, "does she like me, and can I overcome my nervousness enough to find out?"  These days my questions all seem to boil down to, "is dealing with any woman really worth the trouble?"  That probably makes me old ( Read more... )

Delta Airlines now has my permission to sodomize itself with the trident of Mighty Poseidon.

In other news, the alternate reality is a blast.

Also, everyone should read Soon I Will Be Invincible.  It is made of awesome, and in some ways is the book that I've been wanting to write for a couple of years.  Thanks to Adam for providing me with enough ( Read more... )

Flight from Atlanta to Charlottesville was cancelled after rather lengthy delays.  Currently staying at a hotel in Atlanta.  Interestingly enough, at some point during my flight I seem to have been re-routed into a strange alternate reality.  More information on this reality as it becomes available.

In the history of human cruelty, I don't think that we have invented a punishment bad enough for the men responsible for this.  That is evil; pure and unexcusable evil.  On the same subject, a leader from this week's Economist:
When Murder is Just Plain Murder.

Just so y'all know, my UVA-based friends have just leaped ahead of my Ole Miss friends in Crazy points.  What's up with that?

Dear Employer ( Read more... )

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This is a brilliant idea.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/asiapcf/08/06/thai.hello.kitty.ap/index.html

Dear Girl that I Talked to Today in the Library,

I recognize that you are a complex and interesting person, with a good mind and exciting personality, and not merely a pair of attractive legs with a body attached.

But damn, those are nice legs.  I mean, seriously.  They've got to be at least a mile long.  I could...

Oh, I'm sorry, what were you saying ( Read more... )