Aug 27, 2007 16:58
Delta Airlines now has my permission to sodomize itself with the trident of Mighty Poseidon.
In other news, the alternate reality is a blast.
Also, everyone should read Soon I Will Be Invincible. It is made of awesome, and in some ways is the book that I've been wanting to write for a couple of years. Thanks to Adam for providing me with enough laughs to keep me from saying extremely profane things to certain airport staff.