I had a Dead Mississippian or two tonight.  My list of who I will allow to survive to serve me once the final night comes has been slightly re-arranged.

Cheers,
Sims!
Sims!
The Dreaded Sims!
The Invincible Sims!
Sims!
Sims!

This is a little bit like the Joker acting as a character witness at the Penguin's trial.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/10/16/putin.iran/index.html

 http://www.irrawaddy.org/cartoon.php?art_id=8751

In a statement released by Vatican officials earlier today, Pope Imperius I praised the monks of Burma for their heroic resistance to an authoritarian regime ( Read more... )

"Leo July 23 - August 22

Your belief in holding doors open for women, pulling their chairs out for them, and offering to pay for dinner all make you an old-fashioned type of guy. As does your belief that women shouldn't have the right to vote."

Wow, they've got me pegged...

From Kipling's "The Ballad of Boh Da Thone"

Boh Da Thone was a warrior bold:
His sword and his Snider were bossed with gold,

And the Peacock Banner his henchmen bore
Was stiff with bullion, but stiffer with gore.

He shot at the strong and he slashed at the weak
From the Salween scrub to the Chindwin teak:

He crucified noble, he sacrificed mean,
He ( Read more... )

1. Go to http://www.careercruising.com/.
2. Put in Username: nycareers, Password: landmark.
3. Take their "Career Matchmaker" questions.
4. Post the top ten results.

1.    Conqueror 
2.    Hit Man 
3.    Kingmaker
4.    Demagogue 
5.    Warlord 
6.    Dental Hygenist
7.    Heretical Religious Leader
8.    Shaman
9.    Mau'dib 
10.  Elector of the Holy Roman ( Read more... )

According to the AP, the title of the next Indiana Jones movie is "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull."  That worries me.

His holiness Pope Imperius I is already concerned about the new movie and suspects that it might not be cannon.  

Occasionally I hear stories about Donn Draeger, my sword instructor's first teacher.  Draeger was a legend in his own time, probably the foremost English-speaking expert on martial arts during his life.  He was also a badass mofo.  You know all those Chuck Norris facts?  Most of them are based on things that Draeger actually did.  On ordinary stuff ( Read more... )

Dear Girl That is in a Relationship,

I notice that you have disregarded my previous request to stop being so hot.  If this persists, I'm afraid that your boyfriend might suffer a small accident.  Specifically, I'm afraid that he might fall.  Onto some ninja.