Evidently Death Cab for Cutie tickets are being sold for upwards of $75. That's a show I wouldn't mind going to, but not for the price I'd pay to see Prince.

I totally had this idea that I was going to grow my hear out. But instead I got a haircut. Next time, I told the stylist I usually go to-does someone who does haircuts for men for $12 qualify as a "stylist"?-that I would grow it out and come just to clean the sides and back and thin out the hair a bit ( Read more... )

Today has been quite the mail day, and if you include Friday in "this week", then this week has been quite the mail week. On Friday I got my Firefox t-shirt, and today I got my Creative Commons t-shirt and my makeoutcity.com hoodie. "all you need are kisses to start a makeout party" the front reads. I'm seriously considering going to the ( Read more... )

I bought a video game console on Saturday because while the weekdays have been busy as hell, weekends seem to take forever to, well, end. (I can't be the only who hates weekends, can I?) Because I never do anything (or anyone) during them anyway, I might as well spend the $300 on whatever it is people think I do on weekends, so when people do ask ( Read more... )

Though I've somehow managed to convince some people otherwise, I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing.

These weren't working when I wrote them. I stand by them as an accurate reflection of how I felt at the time of writing them, but otherwise, I disclaim the sentiments currently ( Read more... )

This is totally frivolous, and exposes me as a prudish bore. But I had a half hour to kill.

1. Bought everyone in the pub a drink
2. Swam with wild dolphins
3. Climbed a mountain (In Iceland of all places.)
4. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
5. Been inside the Great Pyramid
6. Held a tarantula
7. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
8. Said "I ( Read more... )

This is shaping up to be a debauchery-free long weekend, though it is not over yet.

The following was deleted from after the part about the girl's way of finding out if he read a book recently (rather than what book he's read):

Critics of this policy may complain that which book he is reading is also important, but this limitation may be a practical way to determine whether a guy is "smart" in the age of TV, the Internet, and ( Read more... )

Her name is Yoshimi ( Read more... )