twenty-nine beers

[shutupsammy]

What is up with today, guys, am I right?

Andy, you beautiful little shit, I saw you skulking around earlier. Where are you? Because we have got so many bongs to smoke right now.

Dad...dammit.I was all retardedly nostalgic the other day. I think it was that school curse or whatever the hell. But like, was I the only one who used to take the

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[darkest0knight]

You find gum wrappers exciting. Gum wrappers.

Dude, we need to work on your idea of a good time.

[shutupsammy]

You ignore the talk of bongs and focus in on the gum wrapper chat? Come on, man, I was like eight. Give me a little badass credit!

[darkest0knight]

Bongs are as tame as gum wrappers, really.

[shutupsammy]

Then what do you think is not tame, Tony? Besides the whole kinky arena of crazy vampire sex, apparently.

[tothelibrary]

Your brother is dumb. You get to be the favorite forever.

Also, no, Dean. You're the only one. Mostly because that's weird.

[shutupsammy]

I know my brother is dumb, on account of having lived over two decades in his presence. But I do like getting the extra cookie.

And it's totally not that weird. Not really. Much.

[tothelibrary]

You get pie. And no sharing it with Sam. You could eat it in front of him, making those noises people make when they refuse to share their food. You know, lots of loud 'OH THIS IS SO GOOD, TOO BAD I'M NOT SHARING' things.

No, it's really weird.

[shutupsammy]

To be entirely truthful, I make those noises most of the time when I eat.

Is not.

prepare for the fail

[thefacers]

Wait. Isn't that-

It's one of those Winchester douches. Even here we can't get away from them.

...I think this thing is recording.

ghostfacers vs douchechesters round 1 fight???

[shutupsammy]

Holy crap, what are you douchebags doing here? It's like I can't get away from you. Every couple of months like clockwork.

the fight's over before it starts!

[thefacers]

If you needed our help, there are better ways to ask for it. Kidnapping isn't the best way to get us onboard.

but WHO WINS?

[shutupsammy]

....you think--

...you think we kidnapped you guys? Are you serious? You're serious.

That is the funniest thing I've heard in at least 72 hours.

[linoleumfetish]

Sometimes, a man just has to stick foreign objects to his face.

[shutupsammy]

You are a man who makes a great deal of sense, brother. I like you.

[linoleumfetish]

I always wanted a man-friend. Not that the tiny girls are a bad, but sometimes a guy needs to be manly. With other men, only in an entirely heterosexual way.

...Xander.

[shutupsammy]

And sometimes a man wants a manly kind of man-friend. One who understands just why he needs this kind of interaction. And will comfort him when he gets picked on by women.

Dean Winchester.

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[nomorefelonies]

You sound like the boys I grew up with. Y'all got some kind of hotel around here? My truck's about to run outta gas, and I'm done driving in circles.

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[shutupsammy]

Circles are the only thing to drive in this place. And I'm gonna take that as a compliment, lady.

You're stuck here. Just. Find an apartment to squat in. You're either on a twenty-four hour vacation or somebody will eventually explain the whole bubble dimension of suffering and irritation to you.

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[nomorefelonies]

Yeah, I noticed that one. What with all the circles I been drivin' in.

Did I stumble onto some kinda crazy cult? Dammit, I told Jake I didn't want to do this damn drive by myself. Swear to God, you need a passport down here.

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[shutupsammy]

Definitely not a cult. But maybe worse. Definitely worse.

More like Oz, except more than one wizard. And more maliciousness.