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shutupsammy

twenty-nine beers

Apr 01, 2009 13:21

What is up with today, guys, am I right?

Andy, you beautiful little shit, I saw you skulking around earlier. Where are you? Because we have got so many bongs to smoke right now.

Dad...dammit.I was all retardedly nostalgic the other day. I think it was that school curse or whatever the hell. But like, was I the only one who used to take the ( Read more... )

dad, nostalgia is for whiners, feed the dean plz, what the fuck seriously, what's dead should stay dead, our lives are weird, what is and what should never be, badass mothers, moby dick's bong, needs a beer, emotional constipation, not in kansas anymore, don't even like to be singled out, full-on dorothied that mother, pretend we're normal, strap your party hat on, don't fudge with me

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tothelibrary April 1 2009, 17:34:20 UTC

Your brother is dumb. You get to be the favorite forever.

Also, no, Dean. You're the only one. Mostly because that's weird.

shutupsammy April 1 2009, 17:41:16 UTC

I know my brother is dumb, on account of having lived over two decades in his presence. But I do like getting the extra cookie.

And it's totally not that weird. Not really. Much.

tothelibrary April 1 2009, 17:42:48 UTC

You get pie. And no sharing it with Sam. You could eat it in front of him, making those noises people make when they refuse to share their food. You know, lots of loud 'OH THIS IS SO GOOD, TOO BAD I'M NOT SHARING' things.

No, it's really weird.

shutupsammy April 1 2009, 17:45:27 UTC

To be entirely truthful, I make those noises most of the time when I eat.

Is not.

tothelibrary April 1 2009, 17:46:27 UTC

You should do them more. Maybe a mocking victory dance, too.

Is too.

shutupsammy April 1 2009, 17:50:52 UTC

Except I don't dance, so there is a kink in your plan there.

Is NOT.

tothelibrary April 1 2009, 17:54:32 UTC

That's what all the guys say right before the big dance number.

Is TOO.

shutupsammy April 1 2009, 17:56:41 UTC

There is no big dance number in the life of Dean Winchester. Only a shuffle and exeunt stage left.

IS NOT.

tothelibrary April 1 2009, 18:01:43 UTC

You say that now.

Is too.

shutupsammy April 1 2009, 18:06:40 UTC

IS NOT X INFINITY.

We should get milkshakes today.

tothelibrary April 1 2009, 18:12:08 UTC

IS TOO TIMES INFINITY PLUS ONE.

I like this plan.

shutupsammy April 1 2009, 18:16:09 UTC

...how can you have more than infinity. That doesn't make sense.

Make sure to bring your riot gear. It's psycho day in the city.

tothelibrary April 1 2009, 18:18:58 UTC

I'm not a math geek, Dean.

Got it. Pokiest heels I own, go.

shutupsammy April 1 2009, 18:21:16 UTC

Well I skipped Algebra all year when I was supposed to be taking it, so you're better than me.

Do you mind if we invite someone else I just met who may or may not be Buffy's Xander?

tothelibrary April 1 2009, 18:25:01 UTC

I doodled. A lot.

...Xander? Oh my God! Yes, of course, much with the inviting!

Xander's here!

shutupsammy April 1 2009, 18:25:46 UTC

See below, genius. He's my new man-friend.

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