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shutupsammy

twenty-nine beers

Apr 01, 2009 13:21

What is up with today, guys, am I right?

Andy, you beautiful little shit, I saw you skulking around earlier. Where are you? Because we have got so many bongs to smoke right now.

Dad...dammit.I was all retardedly nostalgic the other day. I think it was that school curse or whatever the hell. But like, was I the only one who used to take the ( Read more... )

dad, nostalgia is for whiners, feed the dean plz, what the fuck seriously, what's dead should stay dead, our lives are weird, what is and what should never be, badass mothers, moby dick's bong, needs a beer, emotional constipation, not in kansas anymore, don't even like to be singled out, full-on dorothied that mother, pretend we're normal, strap your party hat on, don't fudge with me

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prepare for the fail thefacers April 1 2009, 17:38:40 UTC

Wait. Isn't that-

It's one of those Winchester douches. Even here we can't get away from them.

...I think this thing is recording.

ghostfacers vs douchechesters round 1 fight??? shutupsammy April 1 2009, 17:40:19 UTC

Holy crap, what are you douchebags doing here? It's like I can't get away from you. Every couple of months like clockwork.

the fight's over before it starts! thefacers April 1 2009, 17:50:40 UTC

If you needed our help, there are better ways to ask for it. Kidnapping isn't the best way to get us onboard.

but WHO WINS? shutupsammy April 1 2009, 17:52:08 UTC

....you think--

...you think we kidnapped you guys? Are you serious? You're serious.

That is the funniest thing I've heard in at least 72 hours.

the audience? ...though they may end up dumber for having watched thefacers April 1 2009, 17:56:42 UTC

...who else could it be? You're the only ones who- [smack]

He's lying. It's what they do. I bet they're planning on making their own suck ass show. So getting the Facers out the way would be the first step.

sob shutupsammy April 1 2009, 18:02:20 UTC

Okay-- first of all, lying is not 'what we do.' Lying is just a corollary to that. And something we happen to be good at.

Second, why would we ever want to kidnap you guys? Every time you get within a hundred yards of us, SUCK HAPPENS for all parties involved!

thefacers April 1 2009, 18:28:14 UTC

You're the ones who always get us in trouble. If you didn't get in the way then Corbett- Poor, sweet, irreplaceable Corbett... [siiigh]

Uh. What I mean is. You're the ones who cause major suckage. Not us.

shutupsammy April 1 2009, 18:30:05 UTC

Corbett. Awkward. Uh.

No. It's definitely you guys. We know how to do our jobs. You posers know how to get in the way of our jobs. Admittedly, you're more tolerable than the cops, but ONLY JUST.

thefacers April 1 2009, 18:46:49 UTC

Who's the one whose site is getting thousands of hits?

A month.

Quiet! [cough] As I was saying. We're the ones people call when they have a ghost-related issue. Us, not you. We're professionals.

shutupsammy April 1 2009, 18:53:10 UTC

The only time I care about the internet is when there's porn on it, so we're clear, boys.

If you guys are professional, we're the fucking Navy SEALS.

thefacers April 1 2009, 19:04:43 UTC

Which one of you is Charlie Sheen?

shutupsammy April 1 2009, 19:40:04 UTC

Funny.

Try not to die today, guys. I would feel really guilty if you showed up here just to die. And I don't want to feel any more guilty over the goddamn Ghostfacers than I have to.

thefacers April 1 2009, 22:19:55 UTC

We know how to take care of ourselves. We're masters of GMA!

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why you gotta be like that thefacers April 1 2009, 19:33:17 UTC

And along comes the other one. Here to gloat at managing to break up our awesome team?

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