4 days of work, TONS of lights, climbing up and down on a roof, what do you get?


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Ok . . . So, I looked it up damn it.

Ca-Noodling = To engage in caressing, petting, or lovemaking.

Noodling = Wrestling a catfish.

If I were in the deep south and ask for some canoodling, I could have ended up getting more then I anticipated.

How in the hell are these words so close? You gotta love the english language.

Take a 16 foot tree, 6500 lights, and 18 hours, this is what you get.


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I'm watching Oprah (while working, SHUT UP!). She has some renowned heart surgeon on. He said the keys to loosing weight, and having a healty lifestyle are ( Read more... )

I just got home from the Twins game . . . DAMN!!!!

That was probably one of the best base ball games I have ever seen.

Bottom of the 9th, 2 outs, 2 strikes, twins loosing 1 to 0. Mauer hits a home run to tie the game.

Twins win 2 to 1 in the 10th inning.

Fuck. Yeah.

Oh, and I'm drunk.

I had never seen the Simpsons episode last night . . . Bart was expelled and went to Catholic school . . Homer went to talk to the preist about Bart praying and ended up in conffession

"I have masturbated 8 BILLION times, and don't plan on stopping anytime soon"

I had never heard that before . .  and now LOVE the simpsons even more.

Heh.

I went to Sebastian Joes - http://www.mspmag.com/Feature.asp?featureid=1200 for Ice Cream yesterday and had: Roasted Garlic Almond Chip ice cream.

I HAD to try Ice Cream with Garlic. It was AWESOME! (and a little strange)

Bowling for a cure yesterday was FANTASTIC!! Plus, I learned a few things ( Read more... )

I was recently accused of being a man whore. This brings up a quesiton -

Poll

Take 1, 1999 Yamaha Super Jet (stand up Jet Ski)- Add me . . . and watch what happens ( Read more... )