Jet Ski's - Heh . . . Ouch.

Aug 07, 2006 10:38

Take 1, 1999 Yamaha Super Jet (stand up Jet Ski)- Add me . . . and watch what happens.

Here is a transcript of an actual conversation yesterday

Friend who own's the jet ski - "You are getting pretty good on that thing"

Me - "Yep . . . that means I should be fucking myself up soon"

Within 10 minutes (and I'm not exagerating) I had a gash on my chin, was seeing stars, and thought I had messed up my arm really bad.

Once I exceed a certain comfort level on a motorized "toy", I usually end up knocking the shit out of myself. (Usually meaning 82% of the time)

Some butterfly tape, neosporin, ice, and advil, and I'm good as new.

I can't wait until next time . . .
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